I remember when i was 17 I used to call a chat line and racked up a huge bill and my dad got pissed and asked what it was, he called it himself and told me to stop whacking off on the phone and to start studying more.
No, I was snorting nose candy in high school and having girls do my homework, get all yacked up and go home and call the party line and jerk for hours. Huge bills
Just be like Rocky don't even have a phone nothing but aggravation. Open the window and just yell " Hey yo your sisters with me I'll call you back later."
My uncle used to raise Tumbler pigeons. Also use to breed budgerigars. Just a hobby I believe. I was fascinated as a kid. Even tried the pigeon eggs for breakfast.