Wow. You just hung yourself Slackerdude.
If you knew, as Slackerdude, that 14 was the first day of the contest and YOU joined on Jan 14 specifically to join the contest, why didn't you enter the contest at that time? Your first post on BMR as Slackerdude after joining on Jan 14 was on Feb 17th, a month after the first contest.
BUT, since you stated it was specifically to join the contest, you must be Merkturk. Because that is also the day he joined and the day he/you entered the contest YOU just mentioned.
You just kind of self-incriminated yourself.