Open Position: Assistant for BMR Genie

[JDS]

Is this thread for real or a troll?

I'd work with/for Genie. I've never been a secretary, but I ran my own business and beat a IRS audit without hiring an accountant, so I know how to handle paperwork, spreadsheets, customers etc.

What are the details of the position? Feel free to PM me.

This seems to be a serious inquiry in-fact.

 

[BMR Genie]

The lucky candidate is not going to regret working with me, that's for sure.

 

[jjgold]

14 applied
Unreal

 

[Tanko]

Will this position be a supervisor over JJ?

 

[BigJay]

I’ve always liked them older

 

[JDS]

80’s classic rock

 

[jjgold]

Genie please pick me
I can take orders

 

[samsncharge99]

good luck JJ. Very submissive. Seems desperate
Needs the extra money for action

needs that superbowl action.

 

[quantumleap]

Skills
I have no education, can't type, don't know short hand, phone skills suck, and I'm terrible at picking up dry cleaning, can't make appointments and I'm always late. No computer skills to speak of. But I am a slow learner

Normally never kiss ass, it's why I've never gotten anywhere in life but in Genie's case I can make an exception!

References:
Last 5 jobs I had, the companies are now all out of business, and my high school no longer exist.

Post of the week right here!

 

[Tanko]

Skills
I have no education, can't type, don't know short hand, phone skills suck, and I'm terrible at picking up dry cleaning, can't make appointments and I'm always late. No computer skills to speak of. But I am a slow learner

Normally never kiss ass, it's why I've never gotten anywhere in life but in Genie's case I can make an exception!

References:
Last 5 jobs I had, the companies are now all out of business, and my high school no longer exist.

I think I kind of like this guy.

 

[JDS]

I think I kind of like this guy.

Silver is one of the homies for sure.

 

[BigJay]

I wonder how many would apply for JJ’s assistant?

 

[aikman.tr]

VOLUNTEER is what my employer wants people to do for zero compensation

 

[JDS]

VOLUNTEER is what my employer wants people to do for zero compensation

I’m very sure the term volunteers in this instance meant possible candidates for a paid position.

 

[Tanko]

VOLUNTEER is what my employer wants people to do for zero compensation

I've been "quiet quitting" my current job for 8 years (even before that was a term)....

 

[RRsilver]

The lucky candidate is not going to regret working with me, that's for sure.

My application has been summited.