ATTN: djefferis

[JDS]

He’s a little better now I think he’s still a weed dealer, but he won’t tell me, he never forgave me totally when I put a unloaded gun to his fukkin head for stealing my weed

Jeffrey was created when his fat motherfukking mother rode me and I came in 30 seconds and never had sex again

I wonder if you could tell that story off the top of your head in real life if you were asked in person, probably not lol.