What’s going on in Brazil?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1780599681552138470

 

[KVB]

WTF?

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

That same thing just happened in Ohio at a drive-thru bank…..

2 women accused of driving dead man to bank to withdraw money

The two women drove the dead man to a bank drive-thru to withdraw money, then dropped him off at an area hospital.

www.kiro7.com

 

[KVB]

What in the actual fukk?

They taking Bernie to the bank, y'all!!!!! They taking Bernie to the bank!!!!

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

That same thing just happened in Ohio at a drive-thru bank…..

2 women accused of driving dead man to bank to withdraw money

The two women drove the dead man to a bank drive-thru to withdraw money, then dropped him off at an area hospital.

www.kiro7.com

WTF?

 

[kidcudi92]

Probably just another day

 

[JDS]

What in the actual fukk?

They taking Bernie to the bank, y'all!!!!! They taking Bernie to the bank!!!!

People need to leave Bernie alone !!!

 

[KVB]

I wonder if taking the freshly dead body into the bank to sign for a loan is considered mishandling of a corpse.

 

[JDS]

I wonder if taking the freshly dead body into the bank to sign for a loan is considered mishandling of a corpse.

Yeah buddy looked real fresh, probably still warm.

 

[jjgold]

I saw that that was a classic

 

[KVB]

I saw that that was a classic

That was a classic?

 

[Archie]

that's what it looks like in the oval office most days

 

[KVB]

that's what it looks like in the oval office most days

 

[BobbyFK]

I've read other stories of similar things happening. These banks are really tough when it comes to providing information to non account holders. As long as you provide the death certificate they shouldn't question it further.

 

[Archie]

As long as you provide the death certificate they shouldn't question it further.

wait... what?

 

[KVB]

I've read other stories of similar things happening. These banks are really tough when it comes to providing information to non account holders. As long as you provide the death certificate they shouldn't question it further.

Ummm, Bobby, I'm not so sure your stories of similar things happening are really all that similar to this one.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Bobby, I'm not so sure your stories of similar things happening are really all that similar to this one.

KVB, you don’t think Bobby‘s stories of similar things happening are similar to rolling a human carcass into the bank?

 

[KVB]

KVB, you don’t think Bobby‘s stories of similar things happening are similar to rolling a human carcass into the bank?

Well, like I said, I'm not so sure.

 

[Archie]

I think Bobby thought she rolled the body into bank as evidence of his death. and he thinks it's just easier to get a piece of paper to prove death.

to be clear, I think sh wanted to take out a loan in his name to be like 20k worth of coffee and energy drinks just to make sure he wasn't just sleepy

 

[KVB]

KVB, you don’t think Bobby‘s stories of similar things happening are similar to rolling a human carcass into the bank?

Im just not so sure a death certificate would have helped this lady's cause here.

I've read other stories of similar things happening. These banks are really tough when it comes to providing information to non account holders. As long as you provide the death certificate they shouldn't question it further.

Pretty sure bringing the death cert with the dead guy is going to lead to more questions about the loan they are trying to secure.

Pretty sure.