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  1. JoeGoldberg

    Hot Tip: BetAnySports Super Bowl Bonus Promos

    Looks like with BetAnySports you can stack the 30% Free play bonus promo (new accounts) with their special where you can get up to a $250 free play for a losing straight bet. BetAnySports bonuses
  2. JoeGoldberg

    Lions 1st Quarter Is The Easiest Play of The Year

    Lions must still think they are supposed to suck on Thanksgiving. :D Best it continues like this, sets up a much better 2H play.
  3. JoeGoldberg

    Lions 1st Quarter Is The Easiest Play of The Year

    R-E-L-A-X men. Seen this a thousand times.
  4. JoeGoldberg

    Lions 1st Quarter Is The Easiest Play of The Year

    Getting Ivy's digits after this winner winner turkey dinner.
  5. JoeGoldberg

    Lions 1st Quarter Is The Easiest Play of The Year

    That's exactly what Detroit will do when they cover the 1st Q.
  6. JoeGoldberg

    Lions 1st Quarter Is The Easiest Play of The Year

    Packers are without Aaron Jones, Jaire, Wicks, Campbell, Musgrave.
  7. JoeGoldberg

    Lions 1st Quarter Is The Easiest Play of The Year

    Lions -3 1st Quarter. You're welcome, JDS. Hi Ivy. :coffee:🙇‍♂️
  8. JoeGoldberg

    To all the ballers only!! 🧏

    30 foot by 12 hologram of BMR Ivy in my living room. Please.
  9. JoeGoldberg

    RIP Josh McDaniels Coaching Career 💀 💐

    Agreed but also the players didn't respect him or like him. Like that one nutty Raider who refused to play for him. Need to command the locker room or it doesn't matter how good you can draw up a gameplan.
  10. JoeGoldberg

    What is the advantage of keeping your life private?

    In today's climate anything you share publicly will be used against you. That's why my social media is limited to looking at photos of my exes hoping to see they've gained weight and are unemployed.
  11. JoeGoldberg

    RIP Josh McDaniels Coaching Career 💀 💐

    Real talk I don't understand why the Packers won't do the same. Fire LaFleur, fire the GM, promote a deserving interim coach and rebuild.
  12. JoeGoldberg

    Please Do Not Stalk BMR Ivy

    Game recognize game. Not going to lie, used ChatGPT to help edit the finer points. Been a while since I've endlessly pined for a potential mate. But that being said, Ivy will receive the first draft of my upcoming memoir before it hits Amazon.
  13. JoeGoldberg

    POTM Final Rankings October

    Hey Siri - make a note to post my ass off in November to win the next POTM Final Ranking.
  14. JoeGoldberg

    I'm back!

    Let me catch you up on what took place during your sabbatical. Established my dominance over JDS. He backed down from an NFL quarters handicapping contest. Continued overtures to BMR Ivy. Sadly no other progress to report. Decided to start writing again. A novel is in the works. Learned to fade...
  15. JoeGoldberg

    RIP Josh McDaniels Coaching Career 💀 💐

    yeah the dude could use a treadmill and a salad.
  16. JoeGoldberg

    Please Do Not Stalk BMR Ivy

    I don't think anyone cares if it's true or not. And best not to slander anyone. What we're discussing here is how BMR Ivy is entering the prime of her posting career. All we should care about is riding her coattails.
  17. JoeGoldberg

    Please Do Not Stalk BMR Ivy

    Going to keep it 💯. Tl;DR = Ivy, please PM me with contact info. Why does a man like me, with a penchant for quirkiness and a penchant for satire, find himself drawn to someone as graceful and professional as Ivy, the illustrious head administrator at the enigmatic BMR Forum? It's a question...
  18. JoeGoldberg

    Mass Shooting Reported in Lewiston, Maine - LIVE Breaking News Coverage FOUND DEAD breaking!!!

    Guy was apparently hearing voices. RIP to the victims. Unfortunately another excuse to trample gun ownership rights.
  19. JoeGoldberg

    If you are bald, can you get dandruff?

    This is just something ugly people say. Or bald people with dandruff. Ivy is mine she just doesn't know it yet. :hattip:
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