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  1. ladonque

    Crystal Blue Water, Ukrainian Diver, Ass-a-hangin'..... Oh Diggity?!?!?!?

    need to go to one of these shows: or do they actually call this shit a competition, or some shit like that???? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2gy52JS1TnU
  2. ladonque

    POLE VAULTING UPDATE: there's something about Clara Fernandez

    There's something about this nubile pole vaulter that I find myself inexplicably drawn to..... Diggity, help me out here..... just what is it about Clara???
  3. ladonque

    F-1's Christian Horner Truly is a Wanker.....

    this punk horner has always been a p o s..... As Guenther Steiner would say, "he's a fukkin' wanker"! here's horner's text about beatin' his dikk like it owes him money on a jet::
  4. ladonque

    Biden to visit DonkLand....

    So, the senile, failing "president" is coming down to Texas, passing through DonkLand (200 acres outside of Corpus) to get there.... I guess his totally-failing mind forgot how bad it went for biden-harris the last time his sorry ass came here, when we ran him outta here on a rail:
  5. ladonque

    biden's molestation of ashley, doj authentication provided

    letter from biden's doj: chrome-extension://efaidnbmnnnibpcajpcglclefindmkaj/https://int.nyt.com/data/documenttools/project-veritas/f0a5d1ee2c83f37a/full.pdf authenticates this:
  6. ladonque

    Mardi Gras Live Video Feed on Bourbon St.

    was a good watch last night, wife and I counted several dozen tits as we had it on the background while bangin' here in H-town.... Diggity, I wish I'd done as you do on high speed chases and posted a link last night, as think you would have enjoyed seeing a random tit here, a set there, etc...
  7. ladonque

    KANSAS CITY CHIEFS? new name imminent

    "Kansas City Ghetto" is certainly rising to the top of the list.... what a shithole....
  8. ladonque

    Grammy-nominated singer Bobbi Storm OK with Donk's Schwantz on a plane.....

    so, some dumb ho named bobbi storm decides everyone on a Delta flight needs to hear her sing as her plane is taxiing around the f'n airport, and busts out into song so that everyone can experience her "gift." After nearly getting her ass kicked off the plane, she went to social media and...
  9. ladonque

    LPGA? ONLY if this becomes required attire!

    JJ, grab your hand lotion and a crate of tissues, and head out to the links if the lpga follows paige spiranak's lead, and makes this attire mandatory.... expect the ladies' scores to rise significantly, as I'll be running them like a buck runs does in heat all over the f'n courses they play:
  10. ladonque

    It all becomes crystal clear.... this explains "biden"...

    biden couldn't keep his hands off his daughter, behaving like a backwoods hillbillly whose family tree doesn't fork, molesting his daughter repeatedly in the shower (read ashley's diary).....
  11. ladonque

    Shark P*SSY hunt!!!!

    If I was a shark, I'd have attacked the ass region of this babe, not her arm:
  12. ladonque

    bullet-proof jew caps....

    As I see the jews lining up to slaughter women, children, everything in sight in Gaza, I note many are still donning those cool little caps they wear on the back of their heads, many camo..... for their sake, are these f'n things bullet proof?
  13. ladonque

    HOSTAGE TAKING 101.....

    As I perused thru the news, I found a jerusalem times link to numerous of the missing hostages from that raid last week in Israel, and came to the realization that IF I was ever going to take a bunch of women hostage, I'd swoop my paraglider into an Israeli rave containing hundreds of Xed-up...
  14. ladonque

    Another Deer Season is less than a month away

    JJ, you prick, I've offered to take you hunting each of the past several years, yet you always puss out! Get down to S. Texas and well hunt and tag some latino babes after the sun goes down..... Last year was damn successful, and I've seen one bigger than this bad boy I shot last Dec. 11...
  15. ladonque

    JJ Gold, your shipment may be delayed.....

    JJ, you may have to reorder, I don't think you can count on your "products" showing up after the crash.....
  16. ladonque

    From uninspired baseball, my birthday, to sweeping the Rangers

    made it to the final dreadful game of the yankee's sweep, see photo below..... with the ranger's pen melting down, sailing it in on the stroh's tonight and tomorrow, when JV should survive the duel of the former mets.....
  17. ladonque

    Multi-purpose Hurricane Cruising Pontoon Boat -- I am ready!!!!

    was watching weather channel to ensure my florida holdings weren't in any real danger, when I came across the perfect "pontoon(s) boat" to float around the flooded streets and, obviously, throw in a ti_tty fuk as well..... diggity, you may have to fight kvb to see who is going to be my first...
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