The Super Bowl routinely pulls in well over 100 million viewers and that’s music to the ears of corporate America. Let’s check out some of the unique opportunities to bet on Super Bowl LVIII commercials at the top-rated sportsbooks and make some money on the ads that America will be talking about on Monday morning.
Super Bowl Top Pick: Addison Rae Is Coaching Napoleon Dynamite (+275) at BetOnline (visit our BetOnline Review)
San Francisco 49ers vs. Kansas City Chiefs
Sunday, February 11, 2024 – 06:30 PM ET at Allegiant Stadium
First Word to Be Said in “He Gets Us” Ad?
- Love +125
- Hope +150
- Faith +225
If you’re unaware of the “He Gets Us” commercial campaign, it’s bought and paid for by a religious group called the Servant Foundation. In a world where prayer has taken a backseat to meditation and self-care, the He Gets Us campaign is designed to “reintroduce people to the Jesus of the Bible”.
Okay, now that you know what it is, the more important question to be answered is, which of these three words – love, hope, or faith – will be said first during its Super Bowl debut? This is a group that is sponsored by anonymous donations and I’m sure they’ll take anything from spare change to gold bullions. It all adds up and if I’m going to try to separate people from their money, I want to give them…hope. Love and faith can come later but the hook is hope and that’s what we’ll hear first!
Super Bowl Pick: Hope (+150) at BetOnline
How will Gronk Miss the Field Goal in Kick of Destiny?
- Wide left +175
- Wide right +225
- Hits crossbar +275
- Hits left upright +400
- Hits right upright +450
- Short +450
Remember, this bet is only live if Gronk misses, as he did last year. If he makes it, all bets are off and bettors get their wagers refunded. Alright, now that we’ve discussed the fine print, let’s talk about the bet itself.
Last year Gronk had plenty of pepper on his kick. If you recall, it went wide left but it had the height and the velocity required to split the uprights. If his aim had been better, it would have been a righteous field goal.
This year Gronk is getting another bite at the apple and it’s likely he’ll make this one count which is why I have my doubts that this wager will be paid off. However, should Gronk fail yet again then I see his kick hitting the left upright, closer than last year but still no cigar.
Super Bowl Pick: Hits Left Upright (+400) at BetOnline
Will Rob Gronkowski Make His 25-yard Field Goal?
- Yes -200
- No +150
We’ve already covered our bases in case Gronkowski does the unthinkable and misses again. The man is a professional athlete and even though this is a publicity stunt engineered by FanDuel, the man still wants to make the kick. He’s got self-respect and I guarantee he’s taking this more seriously than he did last year.
The oddsmakers over at BetOnline want us to lay -200 but here’s the thing – you don’t pay the vig if your bet wins. And to quote Larry David, this is one bet in which I feel pretty, pretty, pretty, good. Lay it and like it with a big ol’ Yes!
Super Bowl Pick: Yes (-200) at BetOnline
First TV Advertisement – BMW vs. Coors Light
- Coors Light -185
- BMW +140
We all know about the political brouhaha created by Bud Light last year when an oblivious Ivy League advertising executive decided she didn’t like the frat-bro, blue-collar audience that served as the brand’s core demographic and decided she would make Bud Light more inclusive by partnering with transgender social influencer Dylan Mulvaney.
Needless to say, it did not go over well and the good ol’ boys who weren’t good enough for the Ivy exec decided to boycott the brand and turned to other similar brands in the same beer genre. One of those just happens to be Coors Light and it wouldn’t surprise me one iota to see the Coors Brewing Company get a quick jump out of the gate so they can speak to all those beer-swilling football fans before they get too drunk to notice.
If the beer is getting low by the time the game kicks off, the Coors Light folks want to make sure it’s their brand that its Super Bowl audience is going to buy at the liquor store. Now remember, this wager is only good during the Super Bowl and not before or after.
Let’s watch Coors beat the Ultimate Driving Machine to the punch and lay the -185 that Bovada is charging.
Super Bowl Pick: Coors Light (-185) at Bovada (visit our Bovada Review)
Who is Addison Rae Coaching in Nerds Ad?
- Will Ferrell +200
- Eric Stonestreet +225
- Napoleon Dynamite +275
- Chris Pratt +400
- Mike Myers +500
- Ben Stiller +700
- Tom Cruise +850
This ad is set to air in the second quarter and we can immediately rule out Tom Cruise. I can’t fathom Cruise forgetting he’s a mega-movie star and agreeing to participate in a Nerds ad. Nope, the odds of Cruise appearing are slim and none – and Slim just left town.
Meanwhile, Addison Rae is a huge hit with Gen Z. Out of all the actors listed, I can see her introducing Napoleon Dynamite, a 16-years old character, to a whole new audience, many of whom weren’t alive or old enough to remember when the movie was made back in 2004.
Super Bowl Pick: Napoleon Dynamite (+275) at BetOnline
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