Tell me a joke

[stevek173]

This one's dirty but I'll tell it. It's from How I Met Your Mother. I apologize in advance.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.

 

[Super_Position _98]

Ask chat gbt to write you a joke

 

[JDS]

Ask chat gbt to write you a joke

No way it’s not free.

 

[JDS]

This one's dirty but I'll tell it. It's from How I Met Your Mother. I apologize in advance.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.

Omg dead

 

[JDS]

So @stevek173 we playing nice again pal ? I know you find me annoying & not your style lol which is all good.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

No way it’s not free.

It’s free

Unless there an optional
Paid service. It’s free

 

[JDS]

It’s free

Unless there an optional
Paid service. It’s free

Ok let me try again, but I got enough penpals in my life you know.

 

[stevek173]

So @stevek173 we playing nice again pal ? I know you find me annoying & not your style lol which is all good.

Yeah it's all good man. I was grumpy this morning, some asshole giving me shit in real life. Sorry about what I said man, you're a good dude.

 

[JDS]

Yeah it's all good man. I was grumpy this morning, some asshole giving me shit in real life. Sorry about what I said man, you're a good dude.

Shit happens man, I’m glad we were able to talk it out because I enjoy your company on here.

 

[KVB]

Three men sit down for a lunchtime martini at the local pub. They all arrived about the same time.

The first man says “Fawk me, I lost 7k in the stock market yesterday.”

The second man says “No shit, I lost 7k in the stock market yesterday too.”

The third man says “Sorry to hear about that, I won 7k betting sports yesterday.”

The first two turn to the third and say “Yeah, but that’s gambling!”

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Ask chat gbt to write you a joke

I typed in this


And got this:

 

[JDS]

Three men sit down for a lunchtime martini at the local pub. They all arrived about the same time.

The first man says “Fawk me, I lost 7k in the stock market yesterday.”

The second man says “No shit, I lost 7k in the stock market yesterday too.”

The third man says “Sorry to hear about that, I won 7k betting sports yesterday.”

The first two turn to the third and say “Yeah, but that’s gambling!”

 

[JDS]

I typed in this

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And got this:


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Tremendous story from this robot ! Wait hold up, why the f*** did I have to lose everything lol unreal

 

[Iw1nCashFlow]

Two deer walk out of a gay bar .

One says to the other , "I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there"

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Tremendous story from this robot ! Wait hold up, why the f*** did I have to lose everything lol unreal

Hey pal, I don’t make the rules.

 

[edawg]

Polish cowboy walks into the saloon with a huge pile of horsecrap in his hands and tells the barkeep "look what I almost stepped in"

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Polish cowboy walks into the saloon with a huge pile of horsecrap in his hands and tells the barkeep "look what I almost stepped in"

Lol unreal

KVB’s gonna be in like…

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...

... Just kidding.

 

[JDS]

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...

... Just kidding.

Imagine all the sugar babies that would surround him if he electronically rolled himself into a bar.

 

[Tanko]

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...

... Just kidding.

Wow Dude. Harsh. You're going to hell....



See ya there.