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No, I would deny that all those dildos are mine
Clear offsides call missed on that goal.
No, I would deny that all those dildos are mine
Bobby, is that or is that not your cat in your living room? Yes it is? No it isn't?
One word answer, I don't need to here you mumble a bunch of nonsense because that dick, plural, in your mouth has your voice all garbled up.
No, that is not my cat nor are they my dildos
I don’t own any dildosOh I see.
Those aren't your dildos?
Ok, since you've confirmed you have dildos, which we know you chew on, go ahead and lay them out and post a picture of your collection.
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Tanko, we are Americans. We have no idea what offsides is in soccer.Clear offsides call missed on that goal.

I think that’s the same dude - looks like a video glitch. Right when I saw the first video of the aftermath, I instantly thought he panicked & grabbed the front brake, because nothing else would’ve got it that high in the air. I did that on a scooter once (obviously not as extreme) - you grab the front brake and hit something, all your momentum goes over the handlebars, bike flips 30 feet in the air…..Awesome wreck. Looked like a movie.
His buddy has some skills as well. Did you see him stop and balance on his front tire for a while?
Bet they were racing.
I think that’s the same dude - looks like a video glitch. Right when I saw the first video of the aftermath, I instantly thought he panicked & grabbed the front brake, because nothing else would’ve got it that high in the air. I did that on a scooter once (obviously not as extreme) - you grab the front brake and hit something, all your momentum goes over the handlebars, bike flips 30 feet in the air…..