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BobbyFK

BobbyFK

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Cool story bro.

I suppose next you're going to deny that's your cat in your living room...

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No, I would deny that all those dildos are mine
 

KVB

KVB

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No, I would deny that all those dildos are mine

Of course you would.

But the dildos are a settled issue already.

Bobby, is that or is that not your cat in your living room? Yes it is? No it isn't?

One word answer, I don't need to here you mumble a bunch of nonsense because that dick, plural, in your mouth has your voice all garbled up.
 

KVB

KVB

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No, I would deny that all those dildos are mine
Bobby, is that or is that not your cat in your living room? Yes it is? No it isn't?

One word answer, I don't need to here you mumble a bunch of nonsense because that dick, plural, in your mouth has your voice all garbled up.

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KVB

KVB

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No, that is not my cat nor are they my dildos

Oh I see.

Those aren't your dildos?

Ok, since you've confirmed you have dildos, which we know you chew on, go ahead and lay them out and post a picture of your collection.

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maltedhopsfrenzy

maltedhopsfrenzy

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Awesome wreck. Looked like a movie.
His buddy has some skills as well. Did you see him stop and balance on his front tire for a while?


Bet they were racing.
I think that’s the same dude - looks like a video glitch. Right when I saw the first video of the aftermath, I instantly thought he panicked & grabbed the front brake, because nothing else would’ve got it that high in the air. I did that on a scooter once (obviously not as extreme) - you grab the front brake and hit something, all your momentum goes over the handlebars, bike flips 30 feet in the air…..
 
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KVB

KVB

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I think that’s the same dude - looks like a video glitch. Right when I saw the first video of the aftermath, I instantly thought he panicked & grabbed the front brake, because nothing else would’ve got it that high in the air. I did that on a scooter once (obviously not as extreme) - you grab the front brake and hit something, all your momentum goes over the handlebars, bike flips 30 feet in the air…..

Yeah, the video plays a small trick with the eyes.

At first I thought it might not have been real.
 
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