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KVB

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KVB

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Wait… he actually chews them?

Yes, and he said he practices chewing with rubber dicks, you know, for practice.

But he eats real dicks, plural.

You'd think an all dick diet would get one to lose weight, but, as I understand it, Bawby eats a lot of dicks, plural. Like a lot.

Big ones, plural, too.

I asked @angeleyes1980 what Bawby had for dessert after his all dick dinner, and she be like...

funny-dick.gif
 

DiggityDaggityDo

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Yes, and he said he practices chewing with rubber dicks, you know, for practice.

But he eats real dicks, plural.

You'd think an all dick diet would get one to lose weight, but, as I understand it, Bawby eats a lot of dicks, plural. Like a lot.

Big ones, plural, too.

I asked @angeleyes1980 what Bawby had for dessert after his all dick dinner, and she be like...

funny-dick.gif
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DiggityDaggityDo

DiggityDaggityDo

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@BobbyFK you need to hit 10-15k steps a day just to have a chance at losing a pound or two a week.
Next time you go to the store, park 2 blocks away.
Bobby should walk around the whole store, putting all the snacks and sodas and all the other bad stuff that he would normally eat into his cart. Then once the cart is completely full with everything he would eat throughout the week he should walk throughout the whole star store again and put everything back where he got it from and then just buy a few healthy things to eat. That should get his steps up ALOT.
 

JDS

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Bobby should walk around the whole store, putting all the snacks and sodas and all the other bad stuff that he would normally eat into his cart. Then once the cart is completely full with everything he would eat throughout the week he should walk throughout the whole star store again and put everything back where he got it from and then just buy a few healthy things to eat. That should get his steps up ALOT.
GENIUS IDEA !!!
 

Tanko

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Bobby should walk around the whole store, putting all the snacks and sodas and all the other bad stuff that he would normally eat into his cart. Then once the cart is completely full with everything he would eat throughout the week he should walk throughout the whole star store again and put everything back where he got it from and then just buy a few healthy things to eat. That should get his steps up ALOT.
Diggity always with the best ideas....

Bobby, don't worry if someone follows you around the store. It's just loss prevention. They won't do anything unless you walk out with the stuff.
 
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