My Last Post Ever? Hunting Bigfoot; I'm Gonna Kill This Mother Fukker Today

[stevek173]

My dear Genie, do you really want to see a completely skinned cat hanging from a tree?

 

[BMR Genie]

My dear Genie, do you really want to see a completely skinned cat hanging from a tree?

If that's the only way to support Philly's story, then yes, Stevek.

 

[209life]

Today bigfoot. Tomorrow swamp thing.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Night came and the weather dropped and then I started hearing sounds.

To me it sounded like coyotes but I ain't sure if New Jersey is even supposed to have coyotes.

It was DARK AF.

NEW JERSEY?!?!
WTF ARE YOU DOING THERE?!?!
Didn’t you hear?!?! Bigfoot just got signed to the Denver Broncos practice squad. Raiders season looking bad already…..

 

[KVB]

Did you just describe the plot of The Blair Witch project?

What the hell is going on here Philly?

 

[Archie]

No photo of the cat?

no, why on earth would he do that. when he could just describe it

 

[BMR Genie]

no, why on earth would he do that. when he could just describe it

A photo can tell a story.

 

[edawg]

My dear Genie, do you really want to see a completely skinned cat hanging from a tree?

Asians call that dinner.

 

[phillyflyers]

Back. Present and accountedfor, Coach, Wags.

40 Oz. of coffee in me and I'm ready to hang with my BMR family all night.

We got the Flyers and Sixers in tonight, Phillies won earlier in the day, and the Raiders are getting Fernando Mendoza.

Life is good.

 

[phillyflyers]

I see some comments about the cat.

I didn't mention the details. I was too tired.

The cat's eyes were burned out of it's sockets.

I wasn't sticking around for pics.

 

[Archie]

A photo can tell a story.

so can philly .

Thinking more about this now.

There ain't nothing better than a snow day drunk.

Go to the corner bar and sit all day and hammer beers.

I remember one time, I was 16. Had a huge snow storm no school.

Get a phone call from one of my boys.

Meet on the corner, we're gonna drink all day.

Sounds good.

Get to the bar, he's already there waiting for me.

Sit down, start pounding beers.

Back then it was Budweiser on draft.

Play the juke and hit the Stones.

Couple hours go by, this girl walks in, ain't no one ever seen her before.

Looks around 25-30 years old. Black boots with the fur, long heavy overcoat.

So now there are about 30 of us in the bar, drinking and doing shots all day.

Everybody laughing.

So we see her and she walks past all of us and heads straight to the back to the juke box.

So we're all watching because she's the only woman in the bar now and she got our attention.

She walks up to the juke, puts on the Stones.

Damn, this girl alright.

Suddenly she starts moving and dancing and suddenly we're all hypnotized.

Next thing we know, she takes off the overcoat.

Damn.

T shirt on underneath. Next, she flips off her shirt and we got titties.

We look at each other like is this for real? Is this really happening?

It sure was.

She moving and dancing and sliding. Keeps this up for about 5 minutes.

Another Stones song comes on. Honky Tonk Women.

Fukkin perfect.

She starts really moving. Out of control.

Suddenly she stops and turns and looks at all of us.

What do you think happens next?

She walks right over to us, points at someone, and says verbatim...

"I wanna f*** him"

and who do you think she points to?

Yours truly.

So I laugh and say where babe? We're in public.

At that, my boy says oh no we're fukkin not! And he grabs the keys to the bar and goes and shuts the front door and locks it.

Party is on.

She says we're going on the pool table!

What can I fukkin do?

I'm put on the spot by both this chick and my boys. 30 of them.

......

 

[phillyflyers]

so can philly .

All true.

#SouthPhillyLife

 

[Archie]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031441221067874420

 

[sunshine11]

Lol Philly didn’t kill it.

 

[edawg]

Mantua, Ohio home of Jack Lambert three sightings . Philly in hot pursuit!

 

[phillyflyers]

Lol Philly didn’t kill it.

Only a matter of time. I'm gonna get that mother fukker sooner or later.

Thinking about a trip out to Western PA in the summer. Put a hole the size of Manhattan right through him.

 

[sunshine11]

It’s a guy in a costume. Lol

 

[djefferis]

Saw that stuff about sightings towards Mantua and headed towards Trumbull county - having lived out that way a few decades ago, doesn’t surprise me. Got to think he’s going where he is hidden best - and what better place than a countryside dotted with mobile homes and meth labs.

Surprising there weren’t more sightings in SE Ohio / WVA.

I do have to ask though - what exactly does one carry with the goal of bagging a Bigfoot ? .45-70 ain’t stopping one of those things ? That’s the biggest I’ve ever owned/shot myself and it had a little kick to it. A Sasquatch almost feels like something you need a damn mortar round to take down.

 

[edawg]

My Hillbilly cousins say a .458 Winchester Magnum

 

[europro]

Only a matter of time. I'm gonna get that mother fukker sooner or later.

Thinking about a trip out to Western PA in the summer. Put a hole the size of Manhattan right through him.

need some docu videos if u do brotha