My Last Post Ever? Hunting Bigfoot; I'm Gonna Kill This Mother Fukker Today

[BobbyFK]

PhillyFlyer or Bigfoot?

Both

 

[clyde]

I have a pretty good feeling you’re not going to see him

Bigfoot doesn’t believe in you either

 

[jjgold]

Phila would be rich if he found him

 

[stevek173]

I wonder if he's chain smoking cigars in the woods?

Maybe Bigfoot and him can reach a resolution and we'll get a pic of them smoking cigars together

 

[edawg]

Had drinks with a guy that said he was Bigfoot's Dad one time.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Had drinks with a guy that said he was Bigfoot's Dad one time.

 

[sunshine11]

You still alive?

 

[BigJay]

Maybe Bigfoot got him

 

[BigJay]

If Bigfoot captured @phillyflyers he’ll probably bring him back after a day or two of listening to his “theories” about life and such.

 

[stevek173]

What a whack job.

 

[europro]

This might be it, boys. My last and final post ever. I'm out here in the Pine Barrens hunting Bigfoot.

I am completely illegal in every way right now but I do not give two fukks let alone one fukk.

I'm here to kill this mother fukker or it kills me and that's that. I'm going to spend the next few hours trying to clear out an area to set up camp then get a fire going to make something to eat.

It's going to be a while before yous hear from me again. If I make it out alive.

If I don't....yous are some of the finest and best people on this planet. Keep going.

philly u may be an AI poster
we need to human verify you

 

[BMR Genie]

@phillyflyers hasn't been active since this thread post. Should we start getting worried?

 

[stevek173]

It certainly isn't like him.

Someone should check in on him.

 

[jjgold]

Not yet, Genie might be camping

 

[BMR Genie]

Not yet, Genie might be camping

In the middle of nowhere and the cold, cold snow?

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

In the middle of nowhere and the cold, cold snow?

I heard @phillyflyers is tougher than 301 motherf#ckers…..

 

[KVB]

Did he win?

 

[phillyflyers]

Well, that was fukked up.

Real fukked up.

Drove to the outskirts of the Bass River state forest where it's nothing but woods around.

Tried to clear an area and set up camp which I did. However, snow was melting and it soaked the ground. The result of that was I couldn't get a fire going.

I was prepared for that bringing extra warm gear and blankets.

Grabbed a bite to eat and decided to take a look around. I was way off any trails.

Didn't see any signs of a Bigfoot or Bigfoot activity at all.

Went back to camp.

Night came and the weather dropped and then I started hearing sounds.

To me it sounded like coyotes but I ain't sure if New Jersey is even supposed to have coyotes.

It was DARK AF.

Literally can't see your hand in front of your face. Good thing I brought the lights.

Rest of the night was uneventful but I couldn't shake this dark feeling I had. Like some kind of dark, gloomy atmosphere was surrounding me.

The result of that caused me to not get much sleep at all.

Morning broke, and I decided to take one last look around due to the sounds of the previous night I was hearing.

Here's where it gets fukked up.....


Following a path going around a bend, as I turn the bend I see a sight that was pure evil.

Evidence of a satanic ritual.

There, in a stone circle, was a cat, completely skinned, hanging from a rope toed to a tree.

At that point, I got a horrible feeling and just said to myself you know what dude let's just go the fukk home.

So went back to camp and packed my shit up and got the fukk out of there.

I'm going to go to catch up on sleep right now and I'll see yous later.

Philly out.

 

[stevek173]

Well he's trying less for attention than usual so improvement is good.

 

[BMR Genie]

No photo of the cat?