My Last Post Ever? Hunting Bigfoot; I'm Gonna Kill This Mother Fukker Today

[phillyflyers]

This might be it, boys. My last and final post ever. I'm out here in the Pine Barrens hunting Bigfoot.

I am completely illegal in every way right now but I do not give two fukks let alone one fukk.

I'm here to kill this mother fukker or it kills me and that's that. I'm going to spend the next few hours trying to clear out an area to set up camp then get a fire going to make something to eat.

It's going to be a while before yous hear from me again. If I make it out alive.

If I don't....yous are some of the finest and best people on this planet. Keep going.

 

[clyde]

Godspeed

 

[Wagerallsports]

Philly even if real, why would you want to kill it?

This is the exact problem we will have if intelligent life ever does pay us a visit

 

[sunshine11]

OK can I have your POTY award?

 

[Archie]

make friends

 

[BMR Genie]

I'll save everyone the time to Zoom in Philly's photo.

Here:

 

[BMR Genie]

This might be it, boys. My last and final post ever. I'm out here in the Pine Barrens hunting Bigfoot.

I am completely illegal in every way right now but I do not give two fukks let alone one fukk.

I'm here to kill this mother fukker or it kills me and that's that. I'm going to spend the next few hours trying to clear out an area to set up camp then get a fire going to make something to eat.

It's going to be a while before yous hear from me again. If I make it out alive.

If I don't....yous are some of the finest and best people on this planet. Keep going.

Stay safe, Philly.

 

[KVB]

Philly even if real, why would you want to kill it?

This is the exact problem we will have if intelligent life ever does pay us a visit

Yeah, for real.

What dafuq did Bigfoot do to Philly?

@phillyflyers shave him first, you might be surprised at his skin color.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I hope he finds Bigfoot. Somebody has to eventually.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Philly even if real, why would you want to kill it?

This is the exact problem we will have if intelligent life ever does pay us a visit

I think by now, any “intelligent life forms” have already done their recon and pretty much sized us up as a waste of time and resources…..

 

[sunshine11]

Please get counseling sir.

 

[BobbyFK]

I have a pretty good feeling you’re not going to see him

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I have a pretty good feeling you’re not going to see him

Why would you say that Bobby?

 

[BigJay]

After he gets you maybe Bigfoot will start posting and take your place.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

After he gets you maybe Bigfoot will start posting and take your place.

I heard Bigfoot is a lifelong Chiefs fan…..

 

[BobbyFK]

Why would you say that Bobby?

Because I don't think he's real

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Because I don't think he's real

PhillyFlyer or Bigfoot?

 

[JDS]

Godspeed

Took the words right out of my Cussin' Christian sinful mouth.

 

[BigJay]

 

[BigJay]