What I'm On Today

[phillyflyers]

You do you, Philly.

Yeah that's easy to say but when I do that I get branded.

Philly you're a flat earther!

Philly you're religious!

Philly you're a conspiracy theorist!

I can't win either way.

Fukk everybody.

 

[BMR Genie]

Yeah that's easy to say but when I do that I get branded.

Philly you're a flat earther!

Philly you're religious!

Philly you're a conspiracy theorist!

I can't win either way.

Fukk everybody.

That's why human beings are unique. We have our own thinking and opinions.

 

[phillyflyers]

That's why human beings are unique. We have our own thinking and opinions.

Humans are jerkoffs, Genie.

That's me being kind.

Hard to find a straight up honest one.

Many are downright evil.

This is a sick fukkin world.

Believe that and don't let anyone tell you lies and say it's not.

The fukkin planet is ruled by evil.

 

[BMR Genie]

Humans are jerkoffs, Genie.

That's me being kind.

Hard to find a straight up honest one.

Many are downright evil.

This is a sick fukkin world.

Believe that and don't let anyone tell you lies and say it's not.

The fukkin planet is ruled by evil.

We are still very lucky to be on this side of the world.

 

[phillyflyers]

We are still very lucky to be on this side of the world.

Are we?

We don't know any other world but this one.

The Bible says when Adam and Eve fell Death came into the world.

It also says when Jesus returns to judge every person that ever lived, Death gets thrown into Hell where he burns forever and ceases to exist here anymore.

Reading into that, it could be that this planet could be the only place that Death exists.

Imagine other worlds where there is no evil and only Peace.

Don't you think you would rather be there than here?

I know I would.

 

[phillyflyers]

PHILLIES ML -188

YANKEES ML -157

MARINERS ML -119

PADRES ML -132

REDS +1.5 RL -190

ASTROS +1.5 RL -185

 

[phillyflyers]

YO! What the fukk happened to the Cardinals/Reds game?

Anyone got any info on it?

 

[clyde]

Postponed because of a "threat of inclement weather"

Just another example of the pussification of our country

 

[phillyflyers]

Postponed because of a "threat of inclement weather"

Just another example of the pussification of our country

"Threat of inclement weather"?!



Holy shit.

I seen hockey players take a puck to the face, spit out some giblets, go back into the trainer's room, and then come back out for the next shift.

 

[phillyflyers]

My luck is so bad right now, it could be raining pussy and I would get hit in the head with a dick.

 

[pipe]

My luck is so bad right now, it could be raining pussy and I would get hit in the head with a dick.

@BigJay @DiggityDaggityDo make this happen man. Laughing really hard. @phillyflyers you'll bounce back man you always do.

 

[BigJay]

raining pussy and get hit in the head with a dick.

@jjgold wet dream

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

@jjgold wet dream

@BobbyFK too

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

My luck is so bad right now, it could be raining pussy and I would get hit in the head with a dick.

I think that’s officially known as a “Flying Illini”…..

 

[baz]

Those +1.5 RLs are the hardest tickets to cash in baseball. I learned the hard way.