I like all of those!
No, don't listen to @Tanko
Seems like everyone is focused on food, which is wrong.
Bobby, you can eat McDonald's every day and lose weight.
It's not about the food. Portion control? Maybe, depends on what you are eating.
Now, you choose to eat dick, plural, so fine go ahead and eat dick, plural, and put salty ballsacks in your mouth to your heart's content.
All you need to do now is get into a habit of burning those calories.
Where's that gym video, Booooby?