Tell me a joke

[JDS]

 

[Tanko]

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Ever had a chick fart while having sex JDS?
Maybe you were the one who farted?

I had a chick do that once. It was funny and she was embarrassed as hell. Weeks later we stopped seeing each other for a variety of reasons but we'd still see each other and laugh about it.

 

[JDS]

Ever had a chick fart while having sex JDS?
Maybe you were the one who farted?

I had a chick do that once. It was funny and she was embarrassed as hell. Weeks later we stopped seeing each other for a variety of reasons but we'd still see each other and laugh about it.

Not fart but that pussy has definitely queefed back at me while pounding it. No I never farted not once during sex thank God lol.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I’ve farted while getting a bj.

No biggie

 

[JDS]

I’ve farted while getting a bj.

No biggie

Did she take a pause for the cause or powered through like a champ ?

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Did she take a pause for the cause or powered through like a champ ?

Yea. I said sorry. She said dont worry about it, and kept on keeping on.

 

[JDS]

Yea. I said sorry. She said dont worry about it, and kept on keeping on.

Cock sucking warrior

 

[Tanko]

I’ve farted while getting a bj.

No biggie

Probably not an issue for you....... But for her....

Wait, I assume it was a chick, right?

 

[Franz555]

 

[Franz555]

 

[Franz555]

I think you nailed it

 

[phillyflyers]

Guy's wife says listen I got to go on a work trip probably gonna take me a month. Could you do me a favour and take care of my mother for me while I'm gone?

Guy says sure no problem. Wife leaves for her work trip and now it's just the guy and his mother-in-law.

Guy says listen what do you want to do, we got a month?

Mother in law says well listen I love my daughter but I've been asking her to take me to the motherland for years and she never does. Can we take a trip?

Guy says sure no problem we'll shoot down for a week. Guy takes the mother in law to israel for a week.

They get to israel, they do the tourist shit and two days later, the mother in law dies suddenly.

Guy is like holy fukkin shit what the fukk I do now?

So they tell him listen it's no problem, she's an American citizen but she's also jewish, we can bury her here.

Guy says well let me think abkut for a day and I'll come see you tomorrow.

They say sure no problem take your time.

Guy comes back the next day, and he tells them listen I'm gonna take her back to the States.

Guy says you sure? We can bury her here at no cost to you at all since she's also a citizen here.

Guy says look man, 2000 years ago yous killed a guy and 3 days later He came back I can't take that chance.

 

[phillyflyers]

Asian couple are having sex, the wife yells out "I want sixty nine! I want sixty nine!"

The husband stops and says "you want beef and broccoli now?"

 

[BMR Genie]

 

[JDS]

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The Revival !!!

 

[BMR Genie]

The Revival !!!

Haha for real! Just hard to find jokes lately. I think we have already posted it all here.

 

[MinnesotaFats]

TOP TEN
Punchlines to Dirty Baseball Jokes
top ten list
by David Letterman ©
May 9, 1996

#Reason
10.When he pops one up, he really pops one up.
9.And she said, 'how do you get it to curve like that?'
8.Holy Cow, I can't believe it. Another trip to the mound.
7.That's the biggest strike zone I've ever seen.
6.So his wife says, 'It's not a Ball Park Frank, but it plumps when I cook it.'
5.The last time I caught fungoes, I was in Mexico.
4.Just pretend you're Bill Buckner, let it go between your legs.
3.All I know is, it had pinstripes.
2.Whoops, I thought you said Orel Hershiser.
1.It's not a Louisville Slugger, but keep choking up.

 

[Archie]

TOP TEN
Punchlines to Dirty Baseball Jokes
top ten list
by David Letterman ©
May 9, 1996

#Reason
10.When he pops one up, he really pops one up.
9.And she said, 'how do you get it to curve like that?'
8.Holy Cow, I can't believe it. Another trip to the mound.
7.That's the biggest strike zone I've ever seen.
6.So his wife says, 'It's not a Ball Park Frank, but it plumps when I cook it.'
5.The last time I caught fungoes, I was in Mexico.
4.Just pretend you're Bill Buckner, let it go between your legs.
3.All I know is, it had pinstripes.
2.Whoops, I thought you said Orel Hershiser.
1.It's not a Louisville Slugger, but keep choking up.

fatty knows his bases

2nd best batting avg in all of Minnesota HS ball one year

 

[MinnesotaFats]

fatty knows his bases

2nd best batting avg in all of Minnesota HS ball one year

8th. Surrounded by MLB guys thou.

Fukkin Dan Johnson. My Will Wheaton. Stole my gal, beat me in batting, ended my HS season 2xs w walk offs, cost me $5k with Tampa TWICE w timely hits

Fukking guy out to get me.

 

[rudy247365]

How do you get a fat girl in bed?