Should I get a rug????

[JDS]

This thread makes me think of my brothers the “The Jerky Boys”. This was a great skit back in the day.

 

[Tanko]

Awesome insight JJ.
That tells the true story of hair pieces that no one really knows.

 

[rolandcorts]

I had some hair when I first walked into the office where I worked

I went from looking like a dick with thin hair to look like Barry Manilow. I did get some looks for pussy, but never actually converted.

I would think the office people knew but strangers really did not know for years until I fukked up and starting ordering and cutting my own rugs to save costs and cut out middleman

I will never forget when I first went to a hair replacement specialist, I waited over 90 minutes behind a tree until there were no people around the business area and then scooted in. I was ashamed and didn’t want anyone to see me going in there.

once in there they make you feel very comfortable all the technicians have rugs, and they all tell you tremendous stories on how your life is going to change, and you’re gonna get laid whether you’re straight or gay

they never told me, though that daily mental agony and physical agony, that I went through for years and years

The physical was brutal, I’ll give you a few examples on hot days. The glue that held down my rug would start to melt and come down my face.

I could never go into water, unless it was only to my shoulders

in the car windows could never be open because of the wind that would come in and ruin the rug, it was very difficult when I was a passenger where I couldn’t say much I would have to lean different angles, so the air wouldn’t hit my rug

sleeping at night you only had one angle where it didn’t feel like it was pulling and it had you couldn’t move all night, and if you did, the rug would loosen and you would have to go to a hair replacement specialist to get it tighter

The itching was excruciating under the rug. If you were around people you couldn’t do anything about it my fist were clenched all the time in agony

you basically when you had privacy with tap the top of your head, thousands of times to get rid of the edge like a drummer boy would hit his drums

as far as women, you really couldn’t get close to him because they wanted to touch your hair, and obviously that would become a major problem

I feared every appointment because I had a time of perfectly where no one saw me going in to see the hair replacement specialist, and also leaving the facility

there were times people sitting on benches seeing me leave and laughing at me and I’m still scarred to this day.

hair coloring was always an issue because they had to color it to match the sides of my hair and after a while, you can see lines develop in color changes and again if the hair got wet or intense heat, you could see some of the hair dye dripping down my cheeks

The technicians never told me this when I first got into this

The psychological pain, every day of being detected of having a rug was unbelievable

The paranoia when someone was talking to me and looking straight at my forehead, and not me, would drive me crazy

I could never wear a hat of any sort, I had to hold my head when it was windy, pretending I was just stretching and fixing my hair

they know once it’s on your head. It’s an addiction and you can’t go back to being involved. It took me 15 years and shaking like a leaf the day I shaved my head. I still feel the scars to this day finally healed that I’m bald and do not have to put up with this stuff ever again.

Post of the fukkin year

WOW

 

[BMR Genie]

Awesome insight JJ.
That tells the true story of hair pieces that no one really knows.

Post of the fukkin year

WOW

Now I know what makes JJ feel emotional. His rug experience.

 

[JDS]

Post of the fukkin year

WOW

I have to admit that was a very good detailed post by the old guy.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

JJ how much did you spend on carpets lifetime?

 

[rolandcorts]

jjgold didn't even get into his experiences going through

AIRPORT SECURITY

What a sweat that would've been!!!

 

[BMR Genie]

jjgold didn't even get into his experiences going through

AIRPORT SECURITY

What a sweat that would've been!!!

I watched a video the other day where a woman needs to remove it upon passing at the airport scanner for it creates a sound. She was cute and shy and at the same time embarrassed about it.

 

[Tanko]

I watched a video the other day where a woman needs to remove it upon passing at the airport scanner for it creates a sound. She was cute and shy and at the same time embarrassed about it.

It must have had some type of metal clip holding it to the existing hair on her head, right?

 

[keithrichard]

JJ did you ever stash any cash under your rug?

 

[BMR Genie]

It must have had some type of metal clip holding it to the existing hair on her head, right?

Oh yeah! That makes sense. The metal clip, I didn't think of this. Let me see if I can find the video haha

 

[BMR Genie]

Found it

 

[JDS]

I watched a video the other day where a woman needs to remove it upon passing at the airport scanner for it creates a sound. She was cute and shy and at the same time embarrassed about it.

Those TSA bastids are annoying af I tell you.

 

[BMR Genie]

Those TSA bastids are annoying af I tell you.

I am not a big fan of them either. Most of the time they are not friendly and look at you as if you're bringing illegal. Maybe they're just tried but still..

 

[jjgold]

JJ did you ever stash any cash under your rug?

Never

 

[KVB]

Found it

lol

She be like...

 

[BMR Genie]

lol

She be like...

Haha, Exactly!

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

 

[Tanko]

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Everytime I see Chris Tucker I feel like we were all robbed because he wouldn't do "Next Friday", the sequel to Friday.

He was funny as hell.

 

[fishhead]

GL GOLD