New war weapons: Explosive Pagers

[DiggityDaggityDo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1836302889259557056

 

[patrickbateman]

Had a pager back in the day. Can't remember the codes we used but I know 911 was one of them. Only third world animals use pagers.

 

[BMR Genie]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1836302889259557056

But why??? I don't see the relevance of size in war.

 

[Tanko]

But why??? I don't see the relevance of size in war.

I believe the doctor (my assumption --> see stethoscope in his hand) is checking to make sure the soldiers nuts have dropped and that they have two. Why? I got no freaking idea.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I believe the doctor (my assumption --> see stethoscope in his hand) is checking to make sure the soldiers nuts have dropped and that they have two. Why? I got no freaking idea.

Yep, the stethoscope is a dead giveaway.

Tanko, would you let this guy be Laura Tanko’s Doctor?

 

[Tanko]

Yep, the stethoscope is a dead giveaway.

Tanko, would you let this guy be Laura Tanko’s Doctor?

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Normally yes, but this one looks too much like @flyingillini . So, no.

Diggity, did you know if you carry a stethoscope you're allowed to give women physicals in some states?

 

[flyingillini]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1836302889259557056

I see shaft fondling Diggity aka the new Dad! paging @maltedhopsfrenzy we have shaft!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BMR Genie]

I believe the doctor (my assumption --> see stethoscope in his hand) is checking to make sure the soldiers nuts have dropped and that they have two. Why? I got no freaking idea.

Or checking for hernia? I had a batch mate before who got DQ'd during the medical exam during the application because of this.