Most of us clowns have Detroit Bankrolls

[roofer]

when you have cash, you don’t want her to know and you’re worried she is a gold digger and all you see is liability. when you don’t have cash, you wave a $100 and 50 $1s and you’re hoping she is a gold digger and f all of the liabilities. world is so damn funny

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

“Detroit Bankroll” - another great cover band name…..

 

[roofer]

jj, lend me your car. I want to take a girl on a date. I can’t pick her up in my 3500 Denali ultimate. Your car and taking her to Applebee’s is a good test. I’m gonna even use Apple Pay for the bill. If she wants a second date, it might be true love

 

[BigJay]

JJ

flashing your wad

 

[jjgold]

Nope, nothing works. I’ve tried everything Roofer. What’s your address? I just wanna see how the neighborhood is. I might move there.

 

[roofer]

i live off a gravel road in the country.

 

[keithrichard]

i live off a gravel road in the country.

He wants to know if you usually lock your vehicle also.

 

[jamesy2422]

JJ is ready to rob roofer. what a schmuck JJ can be.

it is scary to flash cash sometimes. while i like having some in my pocket, i do not draw attention.

i also have 3 bands - main source, small change and a mix of 20s with small bills