Johnny Manziel signs to brandrisk promotions. 1st fight 5/23

[KVB]

These guys asking where he found the dwarves.

 

[KVB]

Strickland..

"It's a ginger dwarf!"

"Next thing you know we're gonna have a Tijauna donkey show"

LMAO killing me here.

 

[KVB]

When I was in high school I wrestled a dwarf for 3rd place in a JV tourney.

All I had to do was stand up to get escapes and I scored on him like crazy to win.

But I could not pin him. Dude had these little arms, low center of gravity, and was strong as hell. I couldn't flip him on his back no matter what I tried.

I'll never forget that match.

 

[209life]

Alexa Adams call me. Bunny szn

 

[KVB]

"What does Ryder have to do to win."

"Get taller"

 

[209life]

Limbs arent big enough for a submission.

 

[KVB]

Limbs arent big enough for a submission.

Yeah, like he was trying a guillotine but just can't really get around the neck.

 

[baz]

Adam22 & Vlad up there LOL omfg

adam is an abomination to whites, that is his wife tho, his choice.

Guys, I am worried about FK, dog, say what you want about Landers (@KVB oh fukk here we go baz) at least Landers was willing to GO IN!!!!! Landers was ready to steal, anything he could to wager?

Dog, you know I gotta roll with that over mfer went Maverik in AZ like it is exotic, when Maverik in NV has the saem shit, trust me BOb. I used to Manage COre-Marks warehouse dog, tha amount of candy you ate that was unpacked next to the Great Salt Lake (hold up, shed a tear dump one out for baz) and oh btw, you def got sent out of town so she could cheat for convenice knowing all it would take is 60$ at CHeesecake Factory to shut you tf up.

Bob, it is Candy. oh wati, tf, dog, background playing Velvet Revolver "slither" cuz I referenced Landers, Kev, the Univerese a;ive and well with ole baz tonight. night 2nd time tonight.

 

[209life]

LOL WTF no neck Jay

 

[KVB]

That guy does look like Diddy.

Dafuq are we watching?

I will admit though, I've laughed my ass off tonight.

 

[KVB]

LOL WTF no neck Jay

Just like it says...no neck.

 

[KVB]

30 seconds in and they both gassed out

 

[baz]

Guys, we let's give the classiest humans any of us can describe @JDS......tf outta here with this guy

^^^^^ I ONLY WANNA BE WITH JEEERRRRRRRKKKKKKKK

 

[209life]

LOL

 

[baz]

LOL WTF no neck Jay

He got butt hurt I called Scott Sheffler "frauddie" so now he ignores me and touts DOUg, no worries big guy, let that JJ flex his AMOUNTS. OK? Gimme a minute, gotta give ole DOUGLERONE his flowers tho.

 

[baz]

@JDS......dog I got you BROTHER

 

[KVB]

Lmao

Ray J got clocked

 

[209life]

I'm fukkin dying over here.

 

[KVB]

He got butt hurt I called Scott Sheffler "frauddie" so now he ignores me and touts DOUg, no worries big guy, let that JJ flex his AMOUNTS. OK? Gimme a minute, gotta give ole DOUGLERONE his flowers tho.

I think he’s talking about No Neck Jay who just fought a fat Diddy

Not BMR’s Jay

 

[baz]

@JDS......dog I got you BROTHER

@JDS is the one guy who knows I GENUINELY MEAN THIS BROTHER.......BRO KNOWS ID RIDE FOR HIM AND HIS FAM ANYDAY, SOBER, BLACKOUT, JDS A DAWG OF COACH FROM SAVING SILVERMAN