The tattoo didn't look like that Flying Illini. It looked like this.:
Can you help me brother?? Should I be worried?? He is the one that grabbed me but no longer here. This camel-toe sweat pants fvck said he went by the handle Oddsmaker here at BMR and gave me a laptop saying he has lost all his quality material the past 10 years and "to show him the way." WTF does that mean?? I heard that University of Calgary Twink's voice upstairs. I don't know if they are husband and wife or not?? Or husband and husband?? Not that there is anything wrong with that. That Canadian was definitely the bottom from the screams but don't know how as this Oddsmaker guy has a camel-toe. Maybe he used a strap-on?? Or maybe just likes to watch this Twink with the cowboy hat and Batman belt buckle. Maybe Poofy gay pirate shirt guy is here as well.
I know next door did away with the store permanently but WTF?? This Calgary Twink seems desperate. I quick made up some contests for you fvcks while I am down here. Hopefully they(tourney of champions poker and a World-cup soccer) get approved by the powers to be and posted.
Fvck, now he said he is cutting the power...