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maltedhopsfrenzy

maltedhopsfrenzy

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Malted does the wifey like to role play?












Yeah, mine doesn't either no matter how many costumes I buy her. :banghead:

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Back in our dating days, somehow one night we wound up at some sex shop in Hollywood. As a ‘goof’ (not really) I bought her this “miniskirt” made out of rubber - it was the consistency of an inner tube in a truck tire, and needed to be rubbed with some kind of oil to make it shine.
Our next date we went to a nightclub, I picked her up and she was wearing a long coat - which I thought was odd, because it wasn’t that cold out. Get to the club, walk in, sit at a booth, she takes off the coat - BAM! She’s wearing like a pink halter top and that skirt!😁

But, she NEVER wore it again - not even just for me at home, and eventually it got donated to Goodwill…..
 

Tanko

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👍🍺

Back in our dating days, somehow one night we wound up at some sex shop in Hollywood. As a ‘goof’ (not really) I bought her this “miniskirt” made out of rubber - it was the consistency of an inner tube in a truck tire, and needed to be rubbed with some kind of oil to make it shine.
Our next date we went to a nightclub, I picked her up and she was wearing a long coat - which I thought was odd, because it wasn’t that cold out. Get to the club, walk in, sit at a booth, she takes off the coat - BAM! She’s wearing like a pink halter top and that skirt!😁

But, she NEVER wore it again - not even just for me at home, and eventually it got donated to Goodwill…..
She really wanted to marry you Malted. She wore it to entice you to propose. Once you did, she didn't need it anymore. Crazy how that works.
 
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