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Damn… RIP Chuck Norris 😔

Tanko

Tanko

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Chuck Norris Facts will be with us forever. Here's a few.

  • When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say Please.”
  • If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • In the Beginning there was nothing ... then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
 

Archie

Archie

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anyone still got a total gym?
 
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