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DiggityDaggityDo

DiggityDaggityDo

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Damn JJ that was a copy & paste job next time put it in your own words at least pal 😁.
Lol yup. He could have even re-wrote it using ChatGPT:


Listen up, folks! Tonight's Celtics Heat game is going down, and guess who's the crew chief? None other than Marc Davis, the referee extraordinaire!

Now, I don't want to bring up any painful memories, but let's talk about the past two years. Whenever Marc Davis or Ed Malloy steps onto that court, the Celtics at home have a record that's... well, let's just say it's not exactly impressive. We're talking 2 wins and a whopping 9 losses! Ouch!

But hold your laughter, because here comes the punchline! The Miami Heat, on the other hand, seem to have found their lucky charm in Davis and Malloy. They're standing tall with a jaw-dropping 19 wins and only 4 losses under their reffing reign! And get this: they've got a fantastic 10-3 record on the road and a dazzling 10-2 overall this year. It's like they've discovered some secret code to winning games!

So, if the Celtics happen to lose tonight, my friends, we already know the culprit. It's not because of some lousy shooting or missed opportunities—it's all about those refs! Marc Davis, the man who brings luck to Miami and misfortune to Boston. Let's hope our boys can overcome this hilarious curse and deliver a victory that'll leave us all in stitches!
 

JDS

JDS

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Lol yup. He could have even re-wrote it using ChatGPT:


Listen up, folks! Tonight's Celtics Heat game is going down, and guess who's the crew chief? None other than Marc Davis, the referee extraordinaire!

Now, I don't want to bring up any painful memories, but let's talk about the past two years. Whenever Marc Davis or Ed Malloy steps onto that court, the Celtics at home have a record that's... well, let's just say it's not exactly impressive. We're talking 2 wins and a whopping 9 losses! Ouch!

But hold your laughter, because here comes the punchline! The Miami Heat, on the other hand, seem to have found their lucky charm in Davis and Malloy. They're standing tall with a jaw-dropping 19 wins and only 4 losses under their reffing reign! And get this: they've got a fantastic 10-3 record on the road and a dazzling 10-2 overall this year. It's like they've discovered some secret code to winning games!

So, if the Celtics happen to lose tonight, my friends, we already know the culprit. It's not because of some lousy shooting or missed opportunities—it's all about those refs! Marc Davis, the man who brings luck to Miami and misfortune to Boston. Let's hope our boys can overcome this hilarious curse and deliver a victory that'll leave us all in stitches!
Did you hear Ja Morant used ChatGPT to respond to his latest gun incident as a public statement 🤣
 

Tanko

Tanko

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Lol yup. He could have even re-wrote it using ChatGPT:


Listen up, folks! Tonight's Celtics Heat game is going down, and guess who's the crew chief? None other than Marc Davis, the referee extraordinaire!

Now, I don't want to bring up any painful memories, but let's talk about the past two years. Whenever Marc Davis or Ed Malloy steps onto that court, the Celtics at home have a record that's... well, let's just say it's not exactly impressive. We're talking 2 wins and a whopping 9 losses! Ouch!

But hold your laughter, because here comes the punchline! The Miami Heat, on the other hand, seem to have found their lucky charm in Davis and Malloy. They're standing tall with a jaw-dropping 19 wins and only 4 losses under their reffing reign! And get this: they've got a fantastic 10-3 record on the road and a dazzling 10-2 overall this year. It's like they've discovered some secret code to winning games!

So, if the Celtics happen to lose tonight, my friends, we already know the culprit. It's not because of some lousy shooting or missed opportunities—it's all about those refs! Marc Davis, the man who brings luck to Miami and misfortune to Boston. Let's hope our boys can overcome this hilarious curse and deliver a victory that'll leave us all in stitches!
Diggity, you're getting good at this ChatGPT stuff. Can ask you to use it and work on my resume. pickup lines?:ROFLMAO:
 

DiggityDaggityDo

DiggityDaggityDo

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Diggity, you're getting good at this ChatGPT stuff. Can ask you to use it and work on my resume. pickup lines?:ROFLMAO:
Tanko, try these and report back:

  • "Are you a longshot bet? Because being with you feels like a risky yet exhilarating adventure!"
  • "Hey, are you familiar with the odds? Because I'd say the chances of us hitting it off are at least 3 to 1 in our favor!"
  • "Are you a sportsbook? Because I can't help but place all my bets on you, babe!"
  • "They say the best things come in pairs, just like my winning bets and my friendship with JJGold. Can I add you to that list?"
  • "Are you a winning streak? Because being with you feels like a surefire way to experience non-stop excitement and happiness!"
 
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