Broads at bank always flirt after seeing my bank balance

[rolandcorts]

How to parlay this into a date?

5'7", 250lbs, handlebar moustache

Drive a Fiat 500.

Thanks

 

[JDS]

This fuckin' guy probably lives near the Polynesians

 

[BobbyFK]

If they are flirting with you then they should be the ones asking you out

 

[JDS]

If they are flirting with you then they should be the ones asking you out

That's not how it works guy.

 

[rolandcorts]

If they are flirting with you then they should be the ones asking you out

Is everyone from the garden state basically from another planet?

 

[KVB]

That's not how it works guy.

Is everyone from the garden state basically from another planet?

 

[carolinakid]

lol

 

[jjgold]

First of all, you’re a jerk off with that mustache they’ve been outdated for 25 years

Lose some weight too

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

How to parlay this into a date?

5'7", 250lbs, handlebar moustache

Drive a Fiat 500.

Thanks

5’7” / 250?!?!

 

[carolinakid]

number 1 i like to call them girls or ladies, 1st you got to get respect

 

[jjgold]

Most gamblers over weight

How about 80%

 

[baz]

Bro you are looking for love in all the wrong places. If the account is looking that nice then go pay some black hookers to help you find your dick. It will be way better than some tame ass bank teller. Bank teller gonna make you wait on the sidelines bro, you aren't the only down there with a big balance I am certain.

Plus the fiat going to be a automatic deal breaker for any broad working at a bank.

 

[edawg]

Guy should be benching 500 and driving an IrocZ.

 

[jjgold]

Corter a mess

 

[BobbyFK]

Is everyone from the garden state basically from another planet?

No!

 

[pipe]

How to parlay this into a date?

5'7", 250lbs, handlebar moustache

Drive a Fiat 500.

Thanks

Ask her if she wants to take a ride. Real recognizes real.

 

[jjgold]

lol

Hey corter let me roll you down a fukkin hill

 

[kostasmalina]

5"7 and 250?

Wear a black top hat to the bank on your next visit

Tell them you're a magician and have many tricks they're going to love.

 

[pipe]

That's not how it works guy.

 

[rolandcorts]

lol

Hey corter let me roll you down a fukkin hill

I challenge you to a fitness competition. You have the edge in spider pushups but those chicken legs will be your downfall.