Anyone ever get a vasectomy?

[JDS]

I would like to go on record and say I have had zero complications and no sexual side effects with this procedure. So I 100% vouch for this decision.

 

[JDS]

Ah, I'm low-key kinda scared to get cute nurses with any operation down under. Can you imagine getting hard? How can you even hide that?

That would be super awkward. Super fine woman walks in and you're like "think of grandma"

Getting aroused from looking at a sexy nurse is a very natural thing lol.

 

[Pimike]

QL

but you have no sperm left. Why is it needed?

 

[quantumleap]

Ah, I'm low-key kinda scared to get cute nurses with any operation down under. Can you imagine getting hard? How can you even hide that?

That would be super awkward. Super fine woman walks in and you're like "think of grandma"

I was just going to bring that up.

Or worse, what if you cut a fart when 2 sets of eyes are looking at your junk? It sounds a whole lot different when it's "Naired" around the corner there.

 

[JDS]

Hey QL you came to the right place to discuss this important men type shit lol.

 

[JDS]

I was just going to bring that up.

Or worse, what if you cut a fart when 2 sets of eyes are looking at your junk? It sounds a whole lot different when it's "Naired" around the corner there.

Omg lmfao

 

[Pimike]

Hey QL you came to the right place to discuss this important type men shit lol.

 

[JDS]

I have a cute nurse's assistant who will be nearby.

I work from home so if anything gets out of hand, I'll still be able to work. I'll still have 2 days over the weekend to take it easy.

Imagining your cute nurse’s assistant.

 

[jjgold]

like anything else goes right most of time but sometimes complications and finally sometimes not 100% full proof

No Thanks

 

[JDS]

like anything else goes right most of time but sometimes complications and finally sometimes not 100% full proof

No Thanks

No need to get this procedure when all you do is shoot your load into a sock.

 

[easy_street]

like anything else goes right most of time but sometimes complications and finally sometimes not 100% full proof

No Thanks

It has like a 95% success rate. You're not that lucky to be in the 5% coach

 

[JDS]

It has like a 95% success rate. You're not that lucky to be in the 5% coach

I’ve been giving out cream pies for nearly 7 years no scares at all 100% success rate.

 

[easy_street]

I met a guy at a party who had a baby after a vasectomy. Who knows if he was talking shit though

 

[JDS]

I met a guy at a party who had a baby after a vasectomy. Who knows if he was talking shit though

If you see him again, tell that fucking guy never to gamble ever again & save his money for his kid. (Unlucky prick) all pun intended.

 

[flyingillini]

I know some guys of you are squeamish to talk about such things, but I feel men's health should be something we are able to talk about. If this makes you uncomfortable, go read a sports thread.

I go under the knife tomorrow afternoon. I've never been squeamish about doctor's visits including a prostate exam. I've been given a Valium for some reason. I guess guys get anxious over this. My friend is an EMT and said there are a lot of nerve endings in the area so the Valium is for that.

I thought about it years ago because I never wanted kids and I still don’t want kids. However , I refuse to have sex without a rubber. So no point to get it done for me. I know accidents can happen , however I always take off the rubber and shoot it on their face or . So pointless for me.

 

[JDS]

I thought about it years ago because I never wanted kids and I still don’t want kids. However , I refuse to have sex without a rubber. So no point to get it done for me. I know accidents can happen , however I always take off the rubber and shoot it on their face or . So pointless for me.

Man I never got use to rubbers dude. I know wearing protection is very important when you find some strange, but I know my body count is way lower than yours lol. I’m sure yours is 100+ & I’m no where near that number.

 

[flyingillini]

Man I never got use to rubbers dude. I know wearing protection is very important when you find some strange, but I know my body count is way lower than yours lol. I’m sure yours is 100+ & I’m no where near that number.

I refuse to have sex without one. Just not going to happen. It’s been over 20 years since the last time I had sex without one. I bang a lot of different girls , but even with a girlfriend I still always wear one. No exceptions but I always release on them , so it comes just not inside them

 

[JDS]

I refuse to have sex without one. Just not going to happen. It’s been over 20 years since the last time I had sex without one. I bang a lot of different girls , but even with a girlfriend I still always wear one. No exceptions but I always release on them , so it comes just not inside them

I commend your discipline on using this method. It’s the safest way to have sex. For me skin on skin is something I just need. I’m gambler at heart, so f*** it. If I’m having sex with multiple people with no protection. I’m definitely getting tested at the clinic end of the month.

 

[carolinakid]

ouch, ouch !!!!

 

[carolinakid]

i still laugh at this today