Any PORCH PIRATES here?

[fishhead]

??

 

[jjgold]

Nope

Neighborhood watch only

 

[JDS]

Scumbags of the earth, I hope not.

 

[BobbyFK]

No way, if I need something that bad I'm not going to steal for it. I'll just work harder

 

[samsncharge99]

honestly had to google the answer after reading JDS response.

My initial thought was YES, I'm always on my porch. Then googled it to see it's people stealing packages.

my neighborhood is great, no issues leaving shit on porch. 12 years in my house, i haven't heard of any robberies. Only NXVIM cult across the street

 

[fishhead]

No way, if I need something that bad I'm not going to steal for it. I'll just work harder

Easier to work than steal, CORRECT

 

[JDS]

Easier to work than steal, CORRECT

Porch pirate way worse than a porch monkey I say.

 

[fishhead]

LOL

 

[jjgold]

Fishhead do you lift weights on your front lawn?

 

[BobbyFK]

Fishhead do you lift weights on your front lawn?

Have you seen him lately? The guy does not lift a weight

 

[KingKolzig]

Have you seen him lately? The guy does not lift a weight

Bobby Shots

 

[Tanko]

What made you ask @fishhead ?
Did Bobby steal a package of yours?

 

[BigJay]

honestly had to google the answer after reading JDS response.

My initial thought was YES, I'm always on my porch. Then googled it to see it's people stealing packages.

my neighborhood is great, no issues leaving shit on porch. 12 years in my house, i haven't heard of any robberies. Only NXVIM cult across the street

Had to google it as well but figured it out right before the answer came up

 

[jjgold]

Love telling on my neighbors

 

[edawg]

Gotta worry more about butt pirates with a select few of the group here.

 

[JDS]

Gotta worry more about butt pirates with a select few of the group here.

We don’t have to name any names we know exactly who you’re talking about so he will remain nameless.

 

[pipe]

What made you ask @fishhead ?
Did Bobby steal a package of yours?

Yeah, and it had the rubber dildo for her. Fuckin fish now has to buy her a new one. Fucking @BobbyFK wtf you gonna do with that thing? Wait, forget I even asked this question

 

[JDS]

Love telling on my neighbors

That’s the worse kind of neighbor, also we’re not talking about neighbors. We’re talking about people from outside of the community coming in and stealing packages.

 

[BobbyFK]

Yeah, and it had the rubber dildo for her. Fuckin fish now has to buy her a new one. Fucking @BobbyFK wtf you gonna do with that thing? Wait, forget I even asked this question

Don't know yet, I'm sure I can find some use for it

 

[jjgold]

That’s the worse kind of neighbor, also we’re not talking about neighbors. We’re talking about people from outside of the community coming in and stealing packages.

We handle that JDS