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What kind of candy is everyone handing out??

Tanko

Tanko

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Tank must live in the high $$ hood
No.... Just a crap-ton of kids come through our neighborhood.

Neighboring towns bring kids over just to go through our neighborhood. Streets get completely lined with cars. Drving in/out of the area tonight is very difficult due to the cars/traffic.
 

jamesy2422

jamesy2422

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having my lawyers look into feasibility to just grab the fat fuk kids and give them an ozempic shot and make them do 25 jumping jacks. send them on their way with a couple brussel sprouts
give them some sarms and ped's then to make your own super soldiers and athletes
 

jamesy2422

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i got gummy bears and sweet tarts for those who do not like chocolate or can't have it

otherwise i got m&M's, reese's minis, snickers minis, kit kat minis, mr goodbar minis, etc.

i got two signs outside with the bag of candy. i used to say santa but i want little kids to be scared this year. this usually works and i refill the bag maybe once or twice. i close shop at like 930pm eastern.

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Archie

Archie

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give them some sarms and ped's then to make your own super soldiers and athletes

wife broke down and added a cotton candy machine to all the junk she normally gives out.

last year the kids nearly rioted trying to get their hands on our pickles!
 

Archie

Archie

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Archie is this you this year?

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my side of the driveway away from the fat promoting wife. I give out crypto/stock/real estate advice. intermittent fasting tips. cues on how to squat deeply and jump high..and wim hof breathing tutorials. I will let dads and moms jump into the cold plunge if they sign a waiver
 
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