What’s the oldest lady you’ve slept with?

[edawg]

I almost had a shot with a 72 year-old last year but fukked up

I moved too fast and it turned her off

Figured she would want you too move fast at that age.

 

[phillyflyers]

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I was 14 years old.

Are you really that stupid?

 

[JDS]

I was 14 years old.

Are you really that stupid?

I believe he is referring to Chris Hansen toward the woman you put your dick in, not you.

 

[phillyflyers]

I believe he is referring to Chris Hansen toward the woman you put your dick in, not you.

Oh no fukk that bro, she was fukkin great.

Ruined me for life. Who could ask for anything better?

 

[JDS]

Oh no fukk that bro, she was fukkin great.

Ruined me for life. Who could ask for anything better?

No you can’t I would’ve loved a sexy groomer at 14 to get me started in the sex game.

 

[BigJay]

I would’ve loved a sexy groomer at 14 to get me started in the sex game.

 

[flyingillini]

Was @BobbyFK groomed by an older male ? Possibly the mailman, store clerk, janitor?

Yes -170
No +140

 

[BobbyFK]

Was @BobbyFK groomed by an older male ? Possibly the mailman, store clerk, janitor?

Yes -170
No +140

That would be a no

 

[Tanko]

When I was 23 I banged a hot 53 year old.

Was she hot Fly?
Did she teach you things?

 

[Tanko]

My roommate in college, went with some friends to a bar downtown that was recognized as the "divorce'" bar on Wednesday nights.

He was a f#k'n player (in great shape - played on the football team and smooth talker). I think these guys went there just to have some different kind of fun.

He dances and seduces one of the nicer looking older woman there, she apparently loved it. She asks him to go home with her. His response was classic......

"Look, I don't know you and I'm not sure if you've got an STD or something and are trying to revenge on the younger generation so why don't we just go out to my car and you can give me a BJ."

Even after that comment, she went to the car with him. It was unbelieveable.

 

[quantumleap]

I was 28 and she was 37. She was kind of dry down there. She sure loved to have sex. Every week on a Wednesday night.

I swore off older women after that.

 

[JDS]

I was 28 and she was 37. She was kind of dry down there. She sure loved to have sex. Every week on a Wednesday night.

I swore off older women after that.

Dry pussy is the worst

 

[flyingillini]

Was she hot Fly?
Did she teach you things?

She was hot and I was already very experienced, she used to steal her sons weed that he grew and always give me some. I banged her for about 6 months, it was good.

 

[bigdaniil445]

16

Haven't had sex since high school!

 

[aikman.tr]

jj, move into a retirement home. U get pick of the litter