phillyflyers
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Guy walking on the beach is looking out at the ocean as he's walking.
Suddenly he notices an old bottle washed up by the waves.
He goes and looks at the bottle. He thinks what would happen if I rubbed it?
He does and sure enough, a Genie pops out.
Genie says "I'll grant you 3 wishes but just know that for everything you ask for, I will double it for every black person in the world."
Guy thinks long and hard for a few moments then says "OK Genie, I got it."
Genie says "Very well. What is your first wish?"
Guy says "Give me a million dollars."
Genie says "As you wish. But now every black person in the world has 2 million dollars."
Genie says "What's your second wish?"
Guy says "Give me 5000 acres of land."
Genie says "Very well. But now every black person in the world now has 10,000 acres of land."
Genie says "What is your third and final wish?"
Guy says "Genie, I wish for you to beat me half to death."
Suddenly he notices an old bottle washed up by the waves.
He goes and looks at the bottle. He thinks what would happen if I rubbed it?
He does and sure enough, a Genie pops out.
Genie says "I'll grant you 3 wishes but just know that for everything you ask for, I will double it for every black person in the world."
Guy thinks long and hard for a few moments then says "OK Genie, I got it."
Genie says "Very well. What is your first wish?"
Guy says "Give me a million dollars."
Genie says "As you wish. But now every black person in the world has 2 million dollars."
Genie says "What's your second wish?"
Guy says "Give me 5000 acres of land."
Genie says "Very well. But now every black person in the world now has 10,000 acres of land."
Genie says "What is your third and final wish?"
Guy says "Genie, I wish for you to beat me half to death."
