stormtrooper8
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Here are my rankings, with last week in parenthesis.
I also provide a reason I'm thankful for each team
1. Chiefs (1) - I’m thankful we get to watch Patrick Mahomes every week. He’s worthy of being Joe Burrow’s son.
2. 49ers (2) - I’m thankful we get to look at Jimmy G’sbeautiful face every week.
3. Eagles (3) - I’m thankful we get to see these obnoxious fans have a meltdown in January this year.
4. Bills (4) - I’m thankful we will have an opportunity to see Josh Allen. He’s worthy of being Patrick Mahomes’ son/Burrow’s grandson.
5. Cowboys (7) - I’m thankful we will get to see Skip Bayless melt down after another Dallas playoff collapse.
6. Ravens (6) - I’m thankful Lamar Jackson/John Harbaugh tend to struggle late in seasons, and will figure out a way to give the Bengals the division
7. Bengals (8) - I’m thankful for Joe Burrow, aka the literal Son of God. We should all be thankful that God has graced us with Joey Burrrrr’s existence. He makes the world unequivocally a better place to live in.
8. Titans (10) - I’m thankful for this team being a covering machine, as long as they take this week off.
9. Dolphins (9) - I’m thankful that Tua has gotten better and that they give Le a local team to root for.
10. Patriots (11) - I’m thankful that Belichick has never changed and that he still eats young QB’s alive, despite his own young QB kinda sucking.
11. Bucs (12) - I’m thankful for Tom Brady, showing men everywhere how to properly respond to a divorce.
12. Seahawks (15) - I’m thankful for Geno Smith, dropping the hammer this year and proving how overrated Russell Wilson is.
13. Commanders (16) - I’m thankful for Taylor Heinicke, crushing Busch Lites and giving the folks of DC some hope.
14. Giants (13) - I’m thankful for Saquon Barkley, staying healthy for once in his career and being able to hide the fatal flaws of his awful quarterback.
15. Jets (14) - I’m thankful for Joe Flacco, for still being bad enough to give the Bengals a free win yet good enough to still play this late in his career.
16. Chargers (17) - I’m thankful for Justin Herbert, for being good enough to cover numbers when you need him to, but also preserving the Chargers’ choking tradition.
17. Falcons (21) - I’m thankful for Marcus Mariota, for flipping the bird to all the haters out there and proving that he is fully capable of being a low-end starting quarterback in this league.
18. Packers (18) - I’m thankful we get to watch Aaron Rodgers scoff at his teammates and roll his eyes more than normal this year.
19. Lions (24) - I’m thankful for Jared Goff for being the brutal force that he is as of late and proving he is at least mediocre.
20. Cardinals (19) - I’m thankful for DeAndre Hopkings saving my fantasy football season and proving that drafting him was NOT a mistake.
21. Rams (20) - I’m thankful for this entire team absorbing the Super Bowl hangover that my Bengals were supposed to have.
22. Steelers (22) - I’m thankful that the Steelers have become our little bitch in the division
23. Colts (23) - I’m thankful for Jeff Saturday coming in and proving all the haters wrong with his hot 1-1 start.
24. Bears (25) - I’m thankful for Justin Fields, as he may FINALLY be the Ohio State quarterback that ends up being at least not awful.
25. Saints (27) - I’m thankful for Andy Dalton for still being in the league and sharing his mediocrity with other teams
26. Browns (26) - I’m thankful for class-A human being DeShaun Watson returning back to this shit storm of a franchise.
27. Jaguars (28) - I’m thankful for Trevor Lawrence, being sucky enough to make my prediction of Fields being the better quarterback seemingly come true
28. Raiders (31) - I’m thankful for Derek Carr, who will always be good in my book for that last throw against the Bengals in the Wild Card round last season.
29. Panthers (29) - I’m thankful for this Carolina defense, only choosing to suck against us and helping me sweep this past weekend
30. Broncos (30) - I’m thankful for Russell Wilson, providing one of the best regular fades this season and proving my biggest offseason prediction to be spot on.
31. Texans (32) - I’m thankful for this entire organization giving that exemplary human being DeShaun Watson to the Cleveland Browns
32. Vikings (5) - I’m thankful for Kirk Cousins being who he is, and for giving us all the opportunity to fade the Minnesota Vikings this postseason.
Here are my rankings, with last week in parenthesis.
I also provide a reason I'm thankful for each team
1. Chiefs (1) - I’m thankful we get to watch Patrick Mahomes every week. He’s worthy of being Joe Burrow’s son.
2. 49ers (2) - I’m thankful we get to look at Jimmy G’sbeautiful face every week.
3. Eagles (3) - I’m thankful we get to see these obnoxious fans have a meltdown in January this year.
4. Bills (4) - I’m thankful we will have an opportunity to see Josh Allen. He’s worthy of being Patrick Mahomes’ son/Burrow’s grandson.
5. Cowboys (7) - I’m thankful we will get to see Skip Bayless melt down after another Dallas playoff collapse.
6. Ravens (6) - I’m thankful Lamar Jackson/John Harbaugh tend to struggle late in seasons, and will figure out a way to give the Bengals the division
7. Bengals (8) - I’m thankful for Joe Burrow, aka the literal Son of God. We should all be thankful that God has graced us with Joey Burrrrr’s existence. He makes the world unequivocally a better place to live in.
8. Titans (10) - I’m thankful for this team being a covering machine, as long as they take this week off.
9. Dolphins (9) - I’m thankful that Tua has gotten better and that they give Le a local team to root for.
10. Patriots (11) - I’m thankful that Belichick has never changed and that he still eats young QB’s alive, despite his own young QB kinda sucking.
11. Bucs (12) - I’m thankful for Tom Brady, showing men everywhere how to properly respond to a divorce.
12. Seahawks (15) - I’m thankful for Geno Smith, dropping the hammer this year and proving how overrated Russell Wilson is.
13. Commanders (16) - I’m thankful for Taylor Heinicke, crushing Busch Lites and giving the folks of DC some hope.
14. Giants (13) - I’m thankful for Saquon Barkley, staying healthy for once in his career and being able to hide the fatal flaws of his awful quarterback.
15. Jets (14) - I’m thankful for Joe Flacco, for still being bad enough to give the Bengals a free win yet good enough to still play this late in his career.
16. Chargers (17) - I’m thankful for Justin Herbert, for being good enough to cover numbers when you need him to, but also preserving the Chargers’ choking tradition.
17. Falcons (21) - I’m thankful for Marcus Mariota, for flipping the bird to all the haters out there and proving that he is fully capable of being a low-end starting quarterback in this league.
18. Packers (18) - I’m thankful we get to watch Aaron Rodgers scoff at his teammates and roll his eyes more than normal this year.
19. Lions (24) - I’m thankful for Jared Goff for being the brutal force that he is as of late and proving he is at least mediocre.
20. Cardinals (19) - I’m thankful for DeAndre Hopkings saving my fantasy football season and proving that drafting him was NOT a mistake.
21. Rams (20) - I’m thankful for this entire team absorbing the Super Bowl hangover that my Bengals were supposed to have.
22. Steelers (22) - I’m thankful that the Steelers have become our little bitch in the division
23. Colts (23) - I’m thankful for Jeff Saturday coming in and proving all the haters wrong with his hot 1-1 start.
24. Bears (25) - I’m thankful for Justin Fields, as he may FINALLY be the Ohio State quarterback that ends up being at least not awful.
25. Saints (27) - I’m thankful for Andy Dalton for still being in the league and sharing his mediocrity with other teams
26. Browns (26) - I’m thankful for class-A human being DeShaun Watson returning back to this shit storm of a franchise.
27. Jaguars (28) - I’m thankful for Trevor Lawrence, being sucky enough to make my prediction of Fields being the better quarterback seemingly come true
28. Raiders (31) - I’m thankful for Derek Carr, who will always be good in my book for that last throw against the Bengals in the Wild Card round last season.
29. Panthers (29) - I’m thankful for this Carolina defense, only choosing to suck against us and helping me sweep this past weekend
30. Broncos (30) - I’m thankful for Russell Wilson, providing one of the best regular fades this season and proving my biggest offseason prediction to be spot on.
31. Texans (32) - I’m thankful for this entire organization giving that exemplary human being DeShaun Watson to the Cleveland Browns
32. Vikings (5) - I’m thankful for Kirk Cousins being who he is, and for giving us all the opportunity to fade the Minnesota Vikings this postseason.
