Coach is there a chance you have a secret love child somewhere like Chuck Norris?

[BigJay]

How Chuck Norris learned of secret love child he didn’t know existed for nearly 30 years

The actor didn’t meet his daughter until she was 26.

pagesix.com

 

[BMR Genie]

“I am blessed to have her as my daughter,” he penned in the memoir. ‘Certainly, I know now that God does not condone premarital or extramarital sexual relationships. But I’ve also discovered that there is no such thing as an ‘illegitimate child.'”

“Every baby is legitimate in God’s eyes; every child is precious in his sight.”

--> Shet, why did this line leave me teary-eyed? I'm not even a mom nor an illegitimate child lol

 

[jjgold]

Unbelievable

 

[KVB]

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How Chuck Norris learned of secret love child he didn’t know existed for nearly 30 years

The actor didn’t meet his daughter until she was 26.

pagesix.com

There's a Chick Norris joke in there somewhere.

 

[KVB]

Ok, posters, finish this joke...


People normally have to have sex to create a love child, but Chuck Norris ________________________!

 

[KVB]

Maybe something about the the love child having him.

 

[sunshine11]

What's a luv child? Lol

 

[KVB]

What's a luv child? Lol

A child born to parents who are not married to each other, expecially when it's from an affair.

So, a nice way of saying the kid is a bastard.

 

[BigJay]

What's a luv child? Lol

 

[KVB]

Isn't Jeffrey @jjgold 's love child? He's not a secret though.

Since Gold hasn't been laid since that :90 seconds it took to conceive Jeffrey, I'm guessing NO, there is no secret bastard out there.

NO Secret Bastard.

Final Answer.

 

[sunshine11]

Ok Jay.

 

[jjgold]

JAY I AM NOT FUKKIN AROUND TOMORROW MAN