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    Have you called ICE on anyone?

    When you call their hotline do you get ... an hispanic? How does it work? Is it all automated? What sort of info do you need to give them?
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    Appreciation of jjgold

    Please add anything relevant.
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    Happy birthday to jjgold!

    Unfortunately, it is not such a happy day. It must feel sad to reach a certain age and realize you did not live your authentic life. Of course, there was the rug. But perhaps worse was living an entire adult life closeted and not getting to enjoy the warm embrace of another man. How he longed...
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    NoLimitBet.ag - anyone tried?

    JoeyTunes touting them on Twitter. Not sure to trust that or not. https://banners.nolimitbet.ag/carousel/image/13/ Their rules for their deposit bonus hardly make any sense and my instincts say No Thanks.
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    Post your super bowl food spread

    Me: Corn flakes Twizzlers Coke bottle candies BBQ potato chips Snickers bars smashed and sprinkled on top of 2L vanilla ice cream Half a frozen pizza from local joint (Gino's) reheated 1 apple Two plays for me today: Eagles 1H -107 50k Chiefs 4Q -112 10k
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    List Betonline/SportsbettingAG software problems here

    Maybe someone from management will see this... 1. Half the time the re-bet function doesn't work. If the line moves you should be able to re-bet, or if 61 secs have passed and the line is the same you should be able to re-bet. Half the time it says I've reached my max no matter how long I wait...
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    Betus offers lol

    A rep just offered me a 100% reload bonus with a 28x rollover. :LOL: My limits are $250. I checked out their site and they increased the rollover on their sign-up bonus too. Betus, the king of rollovers!
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    Are posters aware jjgold is a sleeper Mossad agent???

    He masquerades as an Italian but in reality he is Talmud-loving capital J jew. As stingy as they come. All his old workout videos are typical Mossad training, especially spider pushups. Careful what you say about jjgold, aka real name Morley Mizrahi.
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    $20 prize: guess the total amount of these jjgold items in his home

    Oriole cookies Frozen pizza HALVES Swedish fish packages Mounds bars Frozen pasta salads Jars of Rao's tomato sauce (aka gravy) Condoms Raspberry Pis Raspberry pies TV screens Total security cameras Anyone with exact # wins prize (requires jjgold to calculate number of each item)
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    jjgold: go to music these days?

    O Jays Ray Parker Jr Gil Scott Heron Denise Montana
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    Broads at bank always flirt after seeing my bank balance

    How to parlay this into a date? 5'7", 250lbs, handlebar moustache Drive a Fiat 500. Thanks
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    jjgold: banking advice

    What are the best countries/banks to keep money away from prying eyes? Do any exist anymore? With my newly acquired Antiguan passport, I am looking to up my un-regulated banking game. Call me
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    On payment plan with my local

    Lost $75k on 49ers yesterday. Will not be betting against the Chiefs in this situation again. I am starting to get a suspicion the NFL is catching up to the NBA in how things are managed (hint: WWE). Well, I called the owner of my local out, he goes by Eli the Jew. I asked if I could get set...
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    jjgold food spread today?

    Snacking during day Orioles cookies Twizzlers Mounds bars Coke bottle candies Swedish fish Hot tamales Chocolate covered pretzels Jellybeans Bite size snickers 2L coke One sip from an $8 champagne bottle to celebrate another year of a forum paying him to post endless stupidities Frozen pie...
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    Bobbyfk to make it to 2034

    Yes -110 No -110 Limits: [1000,10000]
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    Still possible to order a hooker online?

    Or are all those sites just crawling with cops? Is there a way to vet them? Is it actually a good idea to have them come to your home or should a motel be used? It's Wednesday night and I want to be dominated
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    Should I get a rug????

    Have classic horseshoe pattern, getting worse over time. What are pros and cons of a rug??? I think it could make me look 5-10 years younger and help me get laid. Obviously would need to change neighborhoods as neighbors know I am a bald loser.
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    Crusher and others with a sportsbook.ag/carbongaming acct

    Are you able to sign in? I can't get in today. It says it can't find my username/password. On a different signin page it says "unauthorized for requested site".
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    BetUS rule change

    A bet over $5000 only counts as 5k towards rollover. Lol. From the place that loves to cut your limits to $250 with a 50-150k rollover left. Another small step downward for Betus... but hey, jjgold loves their software!
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