Guy walking on the beach is looking out at the ocean as he's walking.
Suddenly he notices an old bottle washed up by the waves.
He goes and looks at the bottle. He thinks what would happen if I rubbed it?
He does and sure enough, a Genie pops out.
Genie says "I'll grant you 3 wishes but just...
Black kid walks into the kitchen and sees his mother baking. He takes the bowl of flour and pours it on his head.
Kid says "Look mom! I'm a white boy now!"
His mother screams at him and then slaps him in the face and says "Now go tell your father what you just said!"
Boy finds his father...
Yo it's getting intense out here!
Group of dudes got a "FUKK YOU CROS-BY!" chant going, next thing the whole bar is on it.
Philly city got the Flyers fever.