Obama is dating Jennifer Aniston

[ttwarrior1]

 

[Archie]

?

but he only likes penis

 

[Tanko]

Some people have really lost their minds with these conspiracy theories.
Keep them coming. Thanks for the laughs.

 

[KVB]

Wait, Jennifer Aniston has a penis?

I didn't see that coming.

 

[Tanko]

Wait, Jennifer Aniston has a penis?

I didn't see that coming.

The nips always distracted you from it.

 

[KVB]

The nips always distracted you from it.
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Oh Tanko knows alright.

He fukkin knows.

 

[lekidecincinnati]

dont believe everything u read

 

[KVB]

dont believe everything u read

Yeah, I'm struggling with this Aniston having a penis thing.

@flyingillini is our resident expert in OPP (other people's penises) so perhaps he can weigh in here for some clarity.

 

[jjgold]

Obama’s always been a phony one of the worst presidents in American history

 

[quantumleap]

Wait, Jennifer Aniston has a penis?

I didn't see that coming.

That's long been a rumor. Not that I believe it, but it's been rumored before.

 

[KVB]

Obama’s always been a phony one of the worst presidents in American history

Oh how I long for the day that this was the most controversial thing a President does that gets people talking...

 

[JDS]

WTF I read this thread and said to myself “I must be high”.

 

[KVB]

WTF I read this thread and said to myself “I must be high”.

Me too.

Then I realized, I actually was high.

 

[JDS]

Me too.

Then I realized, I actually was high.

Just made it to the gym high as a kite just enjoying the juicy booty SFL scenery

 

[quantumleap]

Just made it to the gym high as a kite just enjoying the juicy booty SFL scenery

My boss lives a couple cities away from you as I've mentioned before. He puts me in agony every time he talks about the Colombian girls and their juicy booties.

 

[BigJay]

Oh how I long for the day that this was the most controversial thing a President does that gets people talking...

Amen

 

[jjgold]

washed up women anyone over 25

 

[edawg]

The nips always distracted you from it.
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Doesn't really have the hips of a woman and in one of her bikini pics looks like she has a pocket pecker.

 

[KVB]

Doesn't really have the hips of a woman and in one of her bikini pics looks like she has a pocket pecker.

Oh wow. Jennifer Aniston has a penis starting to gain some traction.

 

[Tanko]

Oh wow. Jennifer Aniston has a penis starting to gain some traction.

F#k it. We need to get to the bottom of this.
I'm calling Brad Pitt right now and asking.