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Celebrate everyday that the good lord let's you kick your feet over the side of the bed and stand up.

Problem with women is that they don't come right out and say it. Not my type is you don't make enough money, can't give them an orgasm, and can't protect them because you are a pussy.

About Tree Fiddy.

Guy gonna be pushing 3 bills soon.

Fantastic I'm on track to be a billionaire because I just put a penny in my Dukes of Hazzard General Lee piggy bank 😀

She is 37 and doesn't have a bed frame? Hard pass.

Mods can we please change thread to Genie and Ivy getting ready for bikini season.

Not worth top 10 pick fat, lazy, and going to get paid.

Mopar : mostly old people and rednecks Ford : fucked on race day

Vrabel Superbowl champ, Superbowl coach, Asskicker, and Buckeye. If anything the man is owed an apology and a raise for being seduced.

Bigfoot got them 😱

When you see Hacksaw Jim Duggan and the Iron Shiek eating together at Dennys as a kid 😃

A man is cordial, respectful, and helpful to others. At the same time doesn't take shit from anything on two or four legs.

Don't worry about weight as long as you can function and enjoy what you want to in life.

At some point it is time to just become a sidewalk cracking mother fukker. Just get as strong as possible so you can still fukk and work.

Boston or Cleveland coming out of the east.

Best team song ever but Celts will smash them.

Honestly once you hit 40 it isn't about sex it is about pride ( male) and discernment (female).

Fart and those jeans become confetti 🎊 ❤

So you saying that 9 bucks at Costco is a good deal?