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  1. ladonque

    Monkey Sounds at Lesbian (wnba) games.... will this get me kicked out?

    don't want to get arrested..... can I get away with asking the majority of the dykes this question (using the same afro-american dialect that this Indian-American/non African-American uses here)? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/br6EHiAWJ_M
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    South Texas Brush Country Deer Hunting Report

    The shit was good down in DonkLand; the deer big!!!A And yes, that is the new DonkLand compound in the background of the second photo, with the palm trees, etc. I'm basically hunting in my 450 acre "front yard."
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    becoming a baller, which of these crooked ass crooks has the least crooked poker?

    played at blowvada until I finally had enough of the bad beats, superusers, collusion, etc.,over a decade or so ago..... what's the present landscape look like among the "baller program" choices , from a seemingly fairness standpoint, collusion, typical online poker bs, bad f'n beats, etc...
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    USA MEN'S LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS.....

    As I watched little white guys suddenly blowing past former world and olympic champions from kenya, ethiopia, nigeria, etc. in all these long distance events, and today's steeplechase, I kept wondering how in the fck this is happening..... then I got a look at the usa men's long distance track...
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    Olympics "artistic swimming".....

    holee fook..... just when I think I've found the optimum event to get my daily jerk in on, nbc surprises me with something even newer (to me, at least), sexier, hotter and more able of having me shoot off in olympic record speed..... this should be our national sport.... fck the nfl, nba, and...
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    Biden's BIG BOY INTERVIEW went about as well as this.....

    ever since kjp and other biden idiot psychophants started clamoring about joe's BIG BOY interview, this damn cliop has been coming to mind..... I know i'm late on this (been having too much fun), but this never gets old:
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    Ladonque PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: TUNE IN FRANCE ON NBC

    MORNING JERK MATERIAL IS PRANCING around in the sand..... the french babes are scrumptious, and those tiny bikini bottoms will have your knuckle children flying in no time at all..... nothing is sexier than fine babes confidently letting their lovely ass cheeks hang out of their bikini...
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    CLASSIC: KAMALA HARRIS TRIBUTE!!!!!

    Sing this classic tune to the rhythm of those old "real men of genius" bud light commercials:
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    He said it like it was a bad thing.....

    so, biden, in all his senility, attacked Trump for taggin' ol Whoreme daniels, saying something along the lines of "you were out bangin' a porn star" in a very demeaning way. Trump should've proudly stated, "damn right I did, you f'n idiot!!!! And I tried to bang even more of them, including...
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    Bidenmo..... Song to kick off the big debate!

    I decided to pen a song to kick off the presidential debate season, sung to the tune of the Beach Boy's "KOKOMO".... I present to you my new hit song, BIdENMO: " Sniffin’, nibblin’, ewww he’s creepy Joe, toddlers, preteens, he’s creamin in his jeans, Lickin’, kissin’, ewww he’s pedo Joe...
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    JJ Gold -- High Class.... NOT!

    Only JJ Gold would open a goddam smoke shop in such a sh*thole strip center..... rub n tugs, tat shop, a psychic, a lowlife bar, cheap shoe repair, etc., and now a guy with a pathetic schshort (opposite of schlong) trying to sell cbd products, gummies, and bongs.... what a disgrace:
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    Did those Assholes Across the street forget? I quit you, MF!

    so, after I dumped sbr forum over a year ago for being too woke (some pussy name "steve nash" was so woke he deleted the photo of Tucker Carlson below that I posted -- whew, as you can see, it is OH SO OFFENDING), I was recently alerted that a thread had been created over there surmising that I...
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    is this even possible? stormy ho issue....

    I didn't know a ho could be both "classy" and a "cumswappin' skank".... I thought those two were mutually exclusive.....
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    ELECTION SEASON: NEVER FORGET (classic Donk shout-out to creepy rapin' Joe)

    never forget what joe is capable of f'n up:
  15. ladonque

    Perhaps I may be a misogynistic, but this is awesome.....

    this cop gets my vote for "Officer of the Year"! I love nothing more than pinning a liberal hoe face down while she's screaming (unlike the video below, when I do so, she usually naked, face down ass up, and the screaming is in pleasure, but I regress....)
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    Crystal Blue Water, Ukrainian Diver, Ass-a-hangin'..... Oh Diggity?!?!?!?

    need to go to one of these shows: or do they actually call this shit a competition, or some shit like that???? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2gy52JS1TnU
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    POLE VAULTING UPDATE: there's something about Clara Fernandez

    There's something about this nubile pole vaulter that I find myself inexplicably drawn to..... Diggity, help me out here..... just what is it about Clara???
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    F-1's Christian Horner Truly is a Wanker.....

    this punk horner has always been a p o s..... As Guenther Steiner would say, "he's a fukkin' wanker"! here's horner's text about beatin' his dikk like it owes him money on a jet::
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