I decided to pen a song to kick off the presidential debate season, sung to the tune of the Beach Boy's "KOKOMO"....
I present to you my new hit song, BIdENMO:
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Sniffin’, nibblin’, ewww he’s creepy Joe,
toddlers, preteens, he’s creamin in his jeans,
Lickin’, kissin’, ewww he’s pedo Joe...