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    Post where you are right now photo

    Belated Mardi Gras party. Looking for that BMR poster I met here last year that was huffing the incense.
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    McDonald's This Can't Be Real...But It Is?

    McDs killing it lately. Got the AYCE quarter founders & nuggets buffet on the Vegas strip
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    Metallica at the sphere

    😆🤣 IMAGINE $7K for a ticket. I'm sure the Metallica die hards will be there! Bunch of V neck sweaters drinking chilled rose' wine and sitting w a deep leg cross enjoying the first 35 minutes before slipping out to catch their 8pm dinner reservations at Aria.
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    Tell me a joke

    8th. Surrounded by MLB guys thou. Fukkin Dan Johnson. My Will Wheaton. Stole my gal, beat me in batting, ended my HS season 2xs w walk offs, cost me $5k with Tampa TWICE w timely hits Fukking guy out to get me.
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    Tell me a joke

    TOP TEN Punchlines to Dirty Baseball Jokes top ten list by David Letterman © May 9, 1996 #Reason 10.When he pops one up, he really pops one up. 9.And she said, 'how do you get it to curve like that?' 8.Holy Cow, I can't believe it. Another trip to the mound. 7.That's the biggest strike zone...
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    ESPN launches WOMENS SPORTS SUNDAYS

    I would fukk
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    ESPN launches WOMENS SPORTS SUNDAYS

    https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/02/19/espn-to-replace-sunday-night-baseball-with-womens-sports-sundays/ WOW- I mean, there's no way this draws any eyeballs right?
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    Philly Your Raiders Are Going To Lose Maxx Crosby

    The Raiders are in the business of winning football games. You can't lure investors or advertisers if you don't win football games. As with any business, it's about the quality of the product. She doesn't meet the criteria to improve the quality of the product.
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    Philly Your Raiders Are Going To Lose Maxx Crosby

    Raiders just named a woman as team President 😆 🤣 I'm sure she knows a lot about winng football. Team is a disaster of an organization. They'll fukk up Mendoza I'm almost certain.
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    Hey guys. I'm in the infrared sauna with South Park creators

    HaHa Cartman as Fats the bookie dealing w shit 😆
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    Bruce Springsteen tickets -- very expensive

    Bruce #1 hits 0 Still probably plays a solid 3 hours I'm guessing, that's commendable.
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    Bruce Springsteen tickets -- very expensive

    Bruce the wealthiest US musican ever. Claims to be for the little guy, charges insane prices thou.
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    Preseason baseball is just about to start

    MN Twins over 73 wins. This is gonna be a fun roller coaster. The Twins need to sign a starter w Lopez out for the year. That Italian kid, Giloto ow whatever, could eat up 175 innings and get 10 wins. The Twins had 8 of MLBs top 100 prospects in AAA last year. They can go .500 in the Central.
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    RIP Lil Poppa

    How'd he die?
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    MSU gymnasts ~ LEFT or RIGHT?

    Left gonna squeeze you to death w those thighs...like that Russian gal from Goldeneye
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    Roofer you should buy the Seahawks

    NFL going to have a problem when the Saudis or Chinese start buying up teams
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    Ash Wednesday

    Genie what do you give up for 40 days?
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    I’m looking for a legitimate bookie that can actually square up

    There's a lot of players looking for new book options before bases or March Madness. Shit lines, restrictions on credit cards, bitcoin, trying to hide activities from wife.....it's a hassle Also seen a lot of voided wagers especially tennis that revert to book rules in house favor.
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    I found out the perfect question to ask a woman at the gym. (Gym related).

    Why did the protein drink get in trouble? ....it was "whey" outta line
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