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👍🍺 I definitely know one team who would…..

Certainly not the Sixers - they look like hot garbage right now…..

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👍🍺 Wife & I watched this movie last night - I wonder if @flyingillini has seen it? The whole movie is about shaft & balls, he’d LOVE IT!!!!!

👍🍺 Was actually thinking back the other day on how many times I should’ve been dead because of being young & dumb. I count at least 20 times - and that’s just the times I remember!

👍🍺 “Dumb$#!T Sunday Funday 6.5-pt Even Money Teaser” My Phoenix Suns +22 Pistons -2.5 Spurs -4.5 Good Luck “Eye Candy” Crew!

👍🍺 And (because I just heard it 😁) - I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating: THE. MOST. METAL. ROCK & ROLL. BAND. NAME. EVER. Metallica? Nope. Megadeth? No. Iron Maiden? Not even close. Google what a “Spandau Ballet” actually is - THAT’S F#CKIN ROCK & ROLL!!!!! 🤘

👍🍺 Got a deal on these cheap flounder fillets, and a deal on a bag of tomatillos - F#CK IT! Smoked habanero/mango rubbed fish tacos with a “rudimentary” slaw & avotillo salsa. Had leftover wild rice in the freezer as a side. Whipped cream topped cherry Jell-O for dessert because I was a good...

👍🍔 But, I’d bet that’s a F#CKIN’ delicious cheeseburger!!!!!

👍🍺 If I was a professional athlete - any sport - I would NEVER, EVER, EVER, EV-ERRRR want to play for or against Phuckin’ Philly…..

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👍🍺 NASCAR: Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks

👍🍺 Enjoying a beautiful, peaceful day on the patio - waiting to see if LeBron F#CKS me tonite or not….. Cheers, BMR!

👍🍓 That last picture takes her from a 5.5 to a 7…..

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Here’s one for @phillyflyers that I remember my dad telling: You know the car maker Pontiac, but, do you know what “Pontiac” actually stands for? Poor Old N***** Thinks It’s A Cadillac! R.I.P. Dad…..

👍🍺 F#CK IT! Lakers +175. F#CKIN’ LeBaby & LeBaby Jr. better step the F#CK UP tonite! Good Luck Everybody!!!!!

👍🍺 Back in our dating days, somehow one night we wound up at some sex shop in Hollywood. As a ‘goof’ (not really) I bought her this “miniskirt” made out of rubber - it was the consistency of an inner tube in a truck tire, and needed to be rubbed with some kind of oil to make it shine. Our next...