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👍🍺 @JDS - A braver man than me, and I’m glad it worked out for you. My mind would instantly shift to I’m going to get rolled, or wake up in a bathtub full of ice and missing a kidney…..

👍🍺 Found the perv taking pictures of women bent over trying on shoes…..

🤔 Didn’t you recently eat a Wagon Wheel O’ Pasta?!?!

All Boozer had to do was hold the ball, take the foul, take your shots, you even make one, worst case scenario is O.T. You make both - game is over…..

So….. I’ve done 4 parlays this March Madness - and here’s my results: Parlay #1 - WIN Parlay #2 - LOSS - By 1 point Parlay #3 - LOSS - By 0.5 point Parlay #4 - LOSS - By 1 point Pounding a beer right now, and I’m all in on Michigan/Arizona in the final game. But, knowing me, I’ll do...

YOU….. GOTTA….. BE….. F#CKING….. S#!TT!NG….. ME!!!!! You know what?!?! GOOD!!!!! F#CK DUKE & BOOZER’S KIDS! I got Michigan vs. Arizona - winner of that slaughters F#CKIN’ UCONN…..

Strange thread…..

👍🍺 Sounds like @JDS is in love with a working girl…..

MAN! Those are some DUMB tattoos!!!!!

👍🍺 I remember the booth that sold those crazy things at the fair - they called it “The Homewrecker” 🤣 And my buddy’s wife said, “Why do they call it that?!?!” - everyone was like:

👍🍺 Never tried a Schmidt’s - I don’t think I’ve ever been in a state that sells it…..

👍☕️ Found the coffee creamers…..

👍🍺 Throw in some beer - that’s a tried & true system…..

“LeBrons”?!?! 👎💩 I came in here thinking “Degenerates” - and it’s on the board!!!!! 🤣

👍🍺 I just received a message from @flyingillini for you. He said, and I quote:

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👍🍺 Right now, somewhere, @flyingillini be like…..

👍🍺 Three words: HOTTEST GUMJOB EVER…..

👍🍺 I’ll give you Wemby, and maybe even ‘The Joker’ - sometimes, and that’s probably it. Gone are the days of multiple teams having someone who could put the team on their back when they needed it. I’m talking even more guys like a Barkley, Malone, Isaiah Thomas, Drexler, Olajuwon, Reggie...

👍🎃 They all kiss & make up later…..