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👍🍺 Pretty sure this is Pokemon…..

@DiggityDaggityDo - probably getting a whole lot of weird fat “fetish” spam $#!T right about now…..

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👍🍺 F#CKIN’ for some reason I had this sound on my guitar pedal, learned the intro chords - this became my band’s “sound check” song. We never went beyond the opening and me saying “Pardon me while I burst” into our singer’s mic while he was out on the dance floor checking the levels - but...

👍🍺 Appreciate the effort, but you can’t just steal someone else’s walk-up song and make it your own. Another one (so, now I have 3) - this would be my quick run-out song, because it jumps in so fast. Scott Weiland at his most “heroin-chic”, Slash & Duff post G&R at their most Slashiest &...

👍🍺 It’s either this or my favorite Van Halen song - maybe I’ll mix it up between the two…..

👍🍺 I’m just glad my $#!T’S not coming down to the Pistons…..

👍🍺🤘 Such a great intro - that’s why I went ‘Are You Ready’ - you need the build-up before you walk out…..

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👍🍺 My apologies to @JDS - but….. PIZZA BAGELS & BEER!!!!! Going full @BobbyFK right now! F#CK IT! Bring on the carbs! I’ll get back on the diet train tomorrow, let’s just call this a momentary loss of motor function…..

👍🍺 F#CKIN’ buzzing right now, heard this on the classic rock station - thought, F#CK IT! This is my fight intro song!

👍🍺 I’m on track to being a billionaire - only about a thousand million short of my goal…..

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Honestly, I thought you would’ve said the joke part was that the black guy had a job….. 🤣

👍🍺 Another @phillyflyers special: A couple is excited about a costume party they have just been invited to. The husband, who is black, asked his wife to just pick up a costume for him since he’ll be too busy at work to get one himself. She excitedly agrees. The next day, he comes home and...

🤔 How are you ‘on track’ when you weigh more now than when you started this 3 years ago?!?!

👍🍺 Found the candy aisle…..