Rams vs. Bengals Super Bowl LVI Must Bet Fun Props (Archive)
It’s beginning to look a lot like Degenerate Christmas… everywhere you go. There are people who bet the spread, with money hidden under their bed, all the while Goodell just laughs and counts the cash.
Los Angeles Rams vs. Cincinnati Bengals
Sunday, February 13, 2022 – 06:30 PM EST at SoFi Stadium
That’s right, it’s "Superb Owl" week, bitches and it’s time to focus on the thing that will make you the most money… THE MOTHER F***IN PROPS!
Nothing more (insert wherever you’re reading this from) than betting on the most random of instances that have nothing to do with the game you’re intent on watching just so you can make more money off of this game because everything… I repeat EVERYTHING is a commodity.
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So come with me, and you’ll see a world of pure degeneration. I’m in a musical mood for some reason.
Anthem Specials
First up top country recording artist Mickey Guyton (who I had to Google because my country music listening stops at music recorded after 1991), will be singing the Star-Spangled Banner on Sunday night at SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles and there is a current prop about what color the outfit Guyton will wear for the occasion.
Per our friends at BetOnline (visit our BetOnline Review), a white outfit is +250, which are solid odds as many photos of Guyton are of her in white, but if you do the right amount of Googling, you see a lot of blues and purples (+400 and +900).
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Your best bet here, outside of posing as her stylist the day of the event and making her wear what you want, going with white or blue would be the smart play here, most likely white as that is a “neutral” color of both teams playing this Sunday.
Super Bowl Prop Pick: Mickey Guyton's Outfit Color - White (+250) at BetOnline
Liquid Wars
This year, you can bet on whether or not NFTs are being shown either during the halftime show or during a commercial…
We’ve gone too deep in the uncanny valley for this one, BUT you can also bet on nearly every second of commercials being shown during the big game. This truly has become the stock exchange for the morally corruptible… wait that’s the stock… never mind.
When it comes to the most popular prop, what color “liquid” will be poured on the winning coach following their victory, blue (+1100) has been a popular one the last few years with three of the last ten coaches getting that dumped on them in the closing moments.
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But orange (+300) is also a three-time winner of the liquid wars, and with blue and orange being the primary colors for both teams this Sunday I’d hedge my bets and put some money on both as the blue bet could lead to some serious returns.
Super Bowl Prop Pick: Orange Liquid Will be Poured on Winning Coach (+300) at BetOnline
Super Bowl Prop Pick: Blue Liquid Will be Poured on Winning Coach (+1100) at BetOnline
Al Michael's Extravaganza
Also, this may be Al Michaels’ last Super Bowl (on a network) as rumors fly that he may jump to Amazon’s Thursday Night Package beginning this fall. If you are a Michaels fan (as I am), you know he loves gambling.
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He’s no Brent Musburger, but BetOnline has a prop that has whether or not Michaels and Cris Collinsworth mention what the spread/totals are for this game, and with the NFL’s embracing gambling, I’d put money on them mentioning it during the course of the game (+250).
Super Bowl Prop Pick: Michaels and Collinsworth Mention Spread/Total During Broadcast (+250) at BetOnline
All in all, enjoy the game everyone, be safe, bet smart, drink moderately and also, don’t be the douche who shows up to the Super Bowl party with nothing to share.
*The line and/or odds on picks in this article might have moved since the content was commissioned. For updated line movements, visit BMR’s free betting odds product.