Tell me a joke

[BMR Genie]

A Man goes to a Lawyer.

M: What's your fee?
L: $1000 for 3 questions.
M: Wow...isn't that a bit expensive?
L: Yes it is. What is your third question?

This is a lawyer / Genie in the bottle.

 

[kostasmalina]

Do you know why there’s no gambling in Africa?
Because there are too many cheetahs.

 

[kostasmalina]

Why is gambling illegal in China?
Because they hate Tibet.

 

[kostasmalina]

This is my fav lol

Did you hear about the gambler who doesn’t see his wife & kids anymore?
It’s all due to gambling. He won a lottery and moved to Hawai’i.

 

[kostasmalina]

Yo mama so stupid, she lost $50 betting on a football game and another $50 betting on the sports report on the news.

 

[BMR Genie]

"A man suspects his wife of cheating on him. So he pretends to leave for work, and an hour later he goes back, races upstairs and catches his wife in bed but alone. He races to the window and sees a man putting on his jacket running away from his house. Enraged he races downstairs, rips the fridge out of the wall races back upstairs and throws the fridge at the running man. The fridge hits the man, killing him instantly. The jealous man has strained his body and his heart gives out and he dies.
At the pearly gates, St Peter calls ‘next. How did you die?’
Our hero states ‘in a fit of jealous rage, I threw a refrigerator at a man who I believe was sleeping with my wife. ‘
St Peter replies ‘Tsk Tsk. Anger is a terrible thing. But you are forgiven. In you go. Next. How did you die?’
The next man says ‘well my alarm didn’t go off and I was running late to catch my bus when this fridge came from out of nowhere and hit me. And now I’m here.’
St Peter says ‘Punctuality is important but not a mortal sin. In you go. Next. How did you die?’
’There I was, naked, cold and scared, hiding in a fridge …."

 

[BMR Genie]

 

[Tanko]

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Genie, would you have pushed your hubby in?

 

[BMR Genie]

Genie, would you have pushed your hubby in?

For $1M, Tank? Yes, definitely yes.

It's a win-win situation, if he survives we will both enjoy the $1M and if he does not, I will collect the insurance.

 

[Tanko]

For $1M, Tank? Yes, definitely yes.

It's a win-win situation, if he survives we will both enjoy the $1M and if he does not, I will collect the insurance.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

For $1M, Tank? Yes, definitely yes.

It's a win-win situation, if he survives we will both enjoy the $1M and if he does not, I will collect the insurance.