How Ironic: Titanic Expert now sleeps with Titanic

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ladonque

ladonque

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it's about time....

some fukkin' billionaire who had to "do it all" is now meeting his maker at the bottom of the sea..... having gone to space with woke ass pussy besos on that bullshit high altitude circle jerk machine on a "fake space mission," now the guy is at the bottom of the ocean....

more ironic than that, however, is that one of his co-passengers is one of the leading experts on Titanic.... Expert on Titanic??? wow.... I guess to each their own.... I chose, for example, to become an expert on law, deer hunting, and making woman have the most intense orgasms of their lives.... this guy chose to be an expert on a sucken ship all but forgotten until Leo DeCaprio found a bbw on the boat decades later.....

if anyone should have known how deep and dangerous such a mission would be, it would seemingly be an expert on Titanic. I guess the ghosts of those lost on that voyage wanted to rest in peace, and not have obsessed gawkers tooling (not a spelling error, but an intended pun for these tools) around their final resting place in some lame half-ass "submersibles" that I would trust in my pool to keep people safe.

Score one for Titanic and the lost souls who froze their ass off over a hundred years or so ago.......
 

ladonque

ladonque

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NOT LOOKING GOOD!!!!!!

nothing like paying a quarter million bucks to die in a half ass sub that can't handle salt water, and breaks down on its fourth voyage......

Diggity, as you'll learn when we go fishing, there is a valid reason there are salt water boats, and fresh water boats. fresh water boats, like tom cruise in a few good men, can't handle the truth of salt water. This make shift sub clearly was not up to the task....
 

ladonque

ladonque

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Implosion........ no surprise, other than it didn't happen on a prior mission.....

note to self: if ever asked to pay a quarter million bucks to dive to the bottom of the f'n ocean at 12,000 foot depth on a "submersible" that is driven with the use of a thirty dollar joystick from GameStop by a guy who brags about skirting the rules and how much apathy he has for them, politely decline the offer......

some mother fukkers have way more money than common sense.....
 

ladonque

ladonque

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They went to see the wreckage, now they are the wreckage, it all adds to the story, it's definitely hilarious.

The whole thing is funny on so many levels.
couldn't have said it better myself.....

that idiotic sub stood less of a chance than hitomi tanaka's size hhh fake tits standing up to the pressure at that depth.....
 
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