Eye Candy + Music & Laughter = Good For The Soul

[KingKolzig]

 

[KVB]

Did that guy just steal a sandwhich?

 

[Wagerallsports]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2057544813306593750

 

[baz]

Did that guy just steal a sandwhich?

Stole a sammy which is theft, caught a trespassing charge, a battery charge, and got 2 or 3 people fired easily....

That mfer was FURIOUS he woke up without hair that day. Been theses JJs of the world, you gotta lean into that shit dog. It'll make you much happier.

 

[Wagerallsports]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2057342300175372696

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Mac n cheese

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Yeah mac is removed there, hands down

CORN

Both…..

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2057544813306593750

Sorry - all I could see was this:

 

[baz]

@Tanko @maltedhopsfrenzy @DiggityDaggityDo

I remember when I was in like 1st or 2nd grade LOVING these characters, and look how I turned out?

 

[baz]

@jjgold how come more didn't turnout like this guy? He's a national treasure. That :54 is pure GENIUS, even his little riff on the recorder, I mean to say comedic savant is a gross understatement.

"This is the recorder, or as they call it in the Middle East, the Saxophone" dude gtf outta here one of the best jokes all time.

 

[edawg]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2057544813306593750

Looks like if Peyton Manning and Helen Hunt had a daughter.

 

[KingKolzig]

The Lakers beat the Supersonics
Felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy and killed the punani
And my jimmy runs deep
So deep put his butt to sleep

 

[JDS]

The Lakers beat the Supersonics
Felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy and killed the punani
And my jimmy runs deep
So deep put his butt to sleep

Woke her up around 1, she didn’t hesitate to call JD the top gun

 

[edawg]

Two in the mornin got the fatburger.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

The Lakers beat the Supersonics
Felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy and killed the punani
And my jimmy runs deep
So deep put his butt to sleep

So, I take it you had a good day?

Wait?!?! “HIS”?!?!

WTF?!?!

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

 

[KingKolzig]

 

[JDS]

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I could enjoy her body immensely just focus on that & ignore her big Jew schnoz. Some of you assholes here that might be difficult for you lol. I will say you’re missing out on some good pussy, but that’s OK. Leave it all for me. I’ll make her feel special for a little while.

 

[KingKolzig]

 

[baz]

@Tanko @maltedhopsfrenzy @DiggityDaggityDo

I remember when I was in like 1st or 2nd grade LOVING these characters, and look how I turned out?

SOME OF MY BEST WORK, the FIRST 1:00 and 2 f*** LIKES?????

THE GUITAR SLIDE AS THE CAMERA PANS TO THE SURFBOARD AS IF IT IS A NUDE WOMAN :10....HO LEE FUKKKK????? Holy shit my bad....lemme narrate.......f*** dork SOBER BAZ TRYING TO BE A SQUARE, omfg, that kid is so f**** dumb.

iRRini: Hey BaZ, this no Ribrary, you Dwink, or you go.......
Diggs: Oh(in bro fashion) My apologies my good man! Tanko, go score the frozen food concentrate and those gnarly little snack cakes!
Tanko: No sweat dude!
Diggs: Cool, Malter, go score some nacho chips and some RADICAL salsa
Malter: Dude
Diggs: None of that green stuff...
Malter: DUDE!!???......
Baz: AND you my good man? (with a SHIT EATING GRIN) Open up the cash register, (best line in all of film in best tone of voice is next) THAT'S RIGHT DUDE!! US 3 BONE HEADS ARE STICKIN YA UP!!!
Malter: Duudee!!! (gun in mouth)



I spent at LEAST 10 drunk minutes on that. That what you meant with the Trump post @DiggityDaggityDo or no?

oh btw listen to the audio of the video and read my script, makes it way better.

 

[baz]

PHEW!!!!!! IT WAS 13 min not 10, tab closed out, I thought, no way am I typing and syncing all that shit again..... @KVB....I threw down for Diggs. I know what he did, it was like when he dropped me off at that cops retirement party. mfer who had no regard for TV trays did my pops, Diggs made that for me......made it right.