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    Wife is Saddled (2 xtra Bills)

    Hey guys my wife is saddled with 200 extra pounds that she doesn’t deserve. It’s a hormone thing. It’s not her fault. Liposuction surgery costs $18,500 in our area. Can we start a GoFundMe to raise money for her? If she gets the surgery next week, she’ll be firing on all cylinders by XMas and we...
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    Don’t Get Baited (Redskins/Colts)

    Go ahead and play the Under 39.5 in this week's Redskins/Colts game. This total opened 42.5 with status quo Matt Ryan expected. It then plummeted to 40.5 when news of his benching hit the wire. And has now sh!t out another full point to 39.5 as the market fully digests the situation. In...
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    Triple Option Hummer (Boise/Air Force)

    I'm advising my players to take Boise St +2.5 against Space Force on Saturday. Space Force is (supposedly) the top rushing offense in FBS, averaging almost 360 yards per game on the ground. They seem to have their triple option shtick humming harder than a Tijuana h0oker with a cartel Glock to...
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    Chalk City (Niners/Falcons)

    You'd be wise to play the 49ers -5.5 when they square off with the Falcons in Sunday's first wave. San Fran is a team I was weary about backing to begin the year. The totally backwards, seemingly forced, woke decision to trot Trey Lance out there was alarming. It made me question the competence...
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    Pico Bottom (Fresno/Boise Lock)

    I'm telling my people to buy the blood on Fresno St +7.5 when they puddle jump to Boise St on Saturday night. During the pre-szn, these two programs were predicted to be the "cream of the crop" in the Mountain West Conference. But things haven't gone as planned, especially for Frezz. They're...
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    Bettin’ on Backups (Purdue/Minn Pick)

    Take Purdue +12.5 when they visit Minnesota on Saturday. This line has jumped from a reasonable opener of 10 to an outrageous 12.5 based on Aidan O'Connell's availability...or lack thereof. Listen: A little birdie in my ear (someone very close to the Boilermaker program) has informed me this...
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    Bigger Than Dallas (Ark vs A&M Pick)

    I'm recommending a play on Texas A&M ML -130 against Arkansas this weekend. There's been a lot of concern regarding the focus level of the Aggies. They've had nonstop disciplinary problems. It's a complete zoo of a program - these kids are playing for the name on the back of their jersey, not...
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