Exhibit A why you're gonna go broke betting WTA tennis.

[biprob]

Down $1k on the day after pathetic Osaka can't even win the 2nd set. OK whatever, no reason to bet on her these days (my bad) but this one truly takes the cake. Just need Kostyuk up a set & 5-2 (could've cashed out apx. $1500 at that point) with 2 MPs to close out this ALL IN parlay. Proceeds to lose the next 8 games to go down 0-3 in the 3rd. At that point I just said fukk it & went to sleep. Woke up an hour later to see she MIRACULOUSLY won 6 out of the next 7 games. Got lucky this time, but betting this shit is like playing Russian Roulette. Just a matter of time before your life/bankroll is history.

 

[Headsterx]

Come on, be honest, you were tailing Enikk.

 

[biprob]

Ok you got me! but in all seriousness it would've been less stressful if I had. Enikk def has a more of a knack of live betting tampon tennis than I ever will. Betting tennis Futures is more of my thing.

 

[JDS]

Enikk needs to chime in on this thread for sure.

 

[Enikk]

Enikk is fvcking pissed he took the skid-stain Daddy issues Kenin almost Plus 300 when I had Zhang plus almost 300 circled for my upset. Zhang had a nice record against and Osaka basically gives up anymore. There was no reason to get anywhere close to Kenin except Rogers is one of my favorite fades but did get to the finals 2 tourneys ago and is probably at her peak form possible. She did withdraw after that tough finals loss.

 

[Enikk]

I had Bouzcova 2nd set and bets got cancelled so wasn't happy as was gonna take the 1st set when she was down a break. They were like +165s too...

My only tennis action today. Actually only sports bets. Not one losing bet but got extremely lucky with Anett. I don't know what the fvck is wrong with her. I didn't even get to bet "Ducky"...Krajinovic:

08/16/2022
GAUFF, COCO vs. BOUZKOVA, MARIE Player to Win Set 2 M. BOUZKOVA
Live
Cancelled
$239.12
-

08/16/2022
GAUFF, COCO vs. BOUZKOVA, MARIE Player to Win Set 2 M. BOUZKOVA
Live
Cancelled
$300.00
-

08/16/2022
MARTINCOVA, TEREZA vs. KONTAVEIT, ANETT Match Winner A. KONTAVEIT
Live
Won
$500.00
$550.00

08/16/2022
MARTINCOVA, TEREZA vs. KONTAVEIT, ANETT Player to Win Set 2 A. KONTAVEIT
Live
Won
$462.00
$300.00

08/16/2022
MARTINCOVA, TEREZA vs. KONTAVEIT, ANETT Match Winner A. KONTAVEIT
Live
Won
$500.00
$525.00

08/16/2022
KYRGIOS, NICK vs. DAVIDOVICH FOKINA, ALEJANDRO Player to Win Set 1 N. KYRGIOS
Live
Won
$651.86
$339.51

08/16/2022
CARRENO BUSTA, PABLO vs. KECMANOVIC, MIOMIR Player to Win Set 2 M. KECMANOVIC
Live
Won
$500.00
$650.00

08/16/2022
KENIN, SOFIA vs. ROGERS, SHELBY Total Number of Games Over 14.5
Live
Won
$210.00
$200.00

08/16/2022
KENIN, SOFIA vs. ROGERS, SHELBY Total Number of Games Over 14.5
Live
Won
$210.00
$200.00

 

[Enikk]

My balance is clear to withdraw but I did what all dipshit degenerates do push. I should have been on the Seattle +2 when they were down.

 

[MinnesotaFats]

WTA you have to martingale the +$$$ bets.

No way to cherry pick winners or parlay. These broads are head cases.

 

[Tuesday]

Ok you got me! but in all seriousness it would've been less stressful if I had. Enikk def has a more of a knack of live betting tampon tennis than I ever will. Betting tennis Futures is more of my thing.

Gotta be good to be lucky and lucky to be good...nice miraculous cash man

 

[JDS]

Down $1k on the day after pathetic Osaka can't even win the 2nd set. OK whatever, no reason to bet on her these days (my bad) but this one truly takes the cake. Just need Kostyuk up a set & 5-2 (could've cashed out apx. $1500 at that point) with 2 MPs to close out this ALL IN parlay. Proceeds to lose the next 8 games to go down 0-3 in the 3rd. At that point I just said fukk it & went to sleep. Woke up an hour later to see she MIRACULOUSLY won 6 out of the next 7 games. Got lucky this time, but betting this shit is like playing Russian Roulette. Just a matter of time before your life/bankroll is history.
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Good win this time Dougy go on a run & quit your 9 to 5. I want you sleeping in during the week & chasing ass on the weekends pal. We all deserve a better life & you are not excluded from the bunch.

 

[biprob]

Come on, be honest, you were tailing Enikk.

My balance is clear to withdraw but I did what all dipshit degenerates do push. I should have been on the Seattle +2 when they were down.

These are my 7 current US Futures each on PCB/Sakk & Hurk/Sakk. (2nd column is combined risk+win) With a couple more reloads & my current $1800 balance the goal is to get 2M to 2.5M win on each one with a 10% Cashout if they make the QFs. Hopefully 250k or 500k if either one or both Hurk/PCB make the QFs. Sakk is the key to all this so her & PCB losing yesterday doesn't really concern me as long as they get a decent Open draw. (after several hours FD keeps changing the max. limits)

 

[biprob]

Good win this time Dougy go on a run & quit your 9 to 5. I want you sleeping in during the week & chasing ass on the weekends pal. We all deserve a better life & you are not excluded from the bunch.

Appreciate that jerky, gonna need post #11 for that to manifest & them not screwing me on the cashout if it does. (dope roulette vid btw!)

 

[biprob]

WTA you have to martingale the +$$$ bets.

No way to cherry pick winners or parlay. These broads are head cases.

Yesterday was absurd with all the +1000 live winners. Kostyuk down 0-3 in the 3rd, Kontaveit down a set & 0-3, & Cilic down 3-5 in the 3rd. Takes balls of steel to pull the trigger in those spots which I generally don't have.

 

[judgejudy]

the security guard with hemorrhoids eating ramen noodles bc he gambled away all his money looking to hit a miracle cashout instead 3000-75k sak 25-1 get the roll back up

 

[biprob]

I had Bouzcova 2nd set and bets got cancelled so wasn't happy as was gonna take the 1st set when she was down a break. They were like +165s too...

My only tennis action today. Actually only sports bets. Not one losing bet but got extremely lucky with Anett. I don't know what the fvck is wrong with her. I didn't even get to bet "Ducky"...Krajinovic:

08/16/2022
GAUFF, COCO vs. BOUZKOVA, MARIE Player to Win Set 2 M. BOUZKOVA
Live
Cancelled
$239.12
-

08/16/2022
GAUFF, COCO vs. BOUZKOVA, MARIE Player to Win Set 2 M. BOUZKOVA
Live
Cancelled
$300.00
-

08/16/2022
MARTINCOVA, TEREZA vs. KONTAVEIT, ANETT Match Winner A. KONTAVEIT
Live
Won
$500.00
$550.00

08/16/2022
MARTINCOVA, TEREZA vs. KONTAVEIT, ANETT Player to Win Set 2 A. KONTAVEIT
Live
Won
$462.00
$300.00

08/16/2022
MARTINCOVA, TEREZA vs. KONTAVEIT, ANETT Match Winner A. KONTAVEIT
Live
Won
$500.00
$525.00

08/16/2022
KYRGIOS, NICK vs. DAVIDOVICH FOKINA, ALEJANDRO Player to Win Set 1 N. KYRGIOS
Live
Won
$651.86
$339.51

08/16/2022
CARRENO BUSTA, PABLO vs. KECMANOVIC, MIOMIR Player to Win Set 2 M. KECMANOVIC
Live
Won
$500.00
$650.00

08/16/2022
KENIN, SOFIA vs. ROGERS, SHELBY Total Number of Games Over 14.5
Live
Won
$210.00
$200.00

08/16/2022
KENIN, SOFIA vs. ROGERS, SHELBY Total Number of Games Over 14.5
Live
Won
$210.00
$200.00

Annett was +1000 down a set & 0-3, thought about it until I realized Martincova is the "retirement queen" when she's down a break in the 3rd. Had 2 of these parlays with Coco only needing 1 set. Would’ve been a brutal void if I didn't cashout of it. Felt like I had to when Sinner was serving 3-4 15-40 in the 3rd. (Of course he comes back to win) Balance would’ve been at least 5k wo. all these unnecessary COs.

 

[biprob]

the security guard with hemorrhoids eating ramen noodles bc he gambled away all his money looking to hit a miracle cashout instead 3000-75k sak 25-1 get the roll back up

Right about the 1st part but never had the "pleasure" of rhoids/ramen. O% chance she's winning it, best case scenario SFs like last yr.

 

[JDS]

Appreciate that jerky, gonna need post #11 for that to manifest & them not screwing me on the cashout if it does. (dope roulette vid btw!)

Thanks

 

[Bubbles]

biprob, enikk and warriors. 3 members that i know rn that knows shit about tennis.

 

[MinnesotaFats]

Yesterday was absurd with all the +1000 live winners. Kostyuk down 0-3 in the 3rd, Kontaveit down a set & 0-3, & Cilic down 3-5 in the 3rd. Takes balls of steel to pull the trigger in those spots which I generally don't have.

You just have to let it ride and if you hit 2 of 5 at +250 or even 1 of 5 at +700 you're in the green!!

 

[biprob]

You just have to let it ride and if you hit 2 of 5 at +250 or even 1 of 5 at +700 you're in the green!!

For now I'm playing it relatively safe..taking a decent sized fav. & a parlay at opposite juice to break even if I split.